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Christmas at the BBC
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CHRISTMAS… AT THE BBC.
The Traitors Christmas Special:
Who in the BBC Boardroom is trying to bring down the gaff from within?
[Image: The Traitors scene with Claudia Winkleman looking like “ooh-er” while the BBC board sit at a table looking suspiciously at each other]
Apologising To The People Who Want To Destroy Us At Christmas:
A festive extravaganza of self-flagellation before our enemies
[Image: A cozy fireside scene with Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch standing, while at their feet lots of BBC employees are kneeling before them and begging for forgiveness].
Donald's Big Distraction:
Heartwarming Julia Donaldson animation in which a dragon sues the BBC to draw his friends' attention onto something else
[Image: Julia Donaldson’s ‘Zog’ with a Donald Trump wig, holding up a lawyer’s letter to show his dragon friends while trying to block their view of a pile of box files and computer drives some with ‘Epstein’ written on them].
The King's Speech:
We let Nigel Farage tell you the BBC is left wing as if that's some kind of fact
[Image: Nigel Farage as the King delivering his Christmas speech to camera].
A Ghost Story for Christmas:
A venerable British institution is haunted by Boris Johnson's appointees
[Image: A BBC studio with a window, outside in the dark snowy night a spectral apparition in the form of Robbie Gibb taps at the window and wails “I want to destroooy you”]
Christmas Labour Inertia-Time:
Keir Starmer and Lisa Nandy present four hours of total silence from under their desks
[Image: Show them both under their desks holding up glasses of sherry]
Rightward Drift Christmas Special:
A bonanza of trust-corrosion with confected immigration panic and Reform coverage
[Image: A computer and a smartphone in a cute snowy scene, both displaying the BBC News website with multiple headlines and LIVE feeds and and BREAKING NEWS stories headlined: “IMMIGRANTS? IMMIGRANTS? IMMIGRANTS? IMMIGRANTS!”]
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November 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Christmas at the BBC
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Armchair critics and door knockers
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Armchair critics and door knockers
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Ever since I saw this video by Stephen Buchanan on Twitter, in our house we have referred to fajita seasoning mix as “spicy dust”.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ever since I saw this video by Stephen Buchanan on Twitter, in our house we have referred to fajita seasoning mix as “spicy dust”.
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
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Terry Griffiths vs Cliff Thorburn. The Crucible, 1983.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Terry Griffiths vs Cliff Thorburn. The Crucible, 1983.
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
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![[Scene is a DAD driving a car, stopped at traffic lights, with SON in the back seat. Music is playing on the car stereo]
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SON:
Hey dad, who’s this song by?
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DAD:
Oh it’s the Wild Young Youth Band!
SON:
It’s actually pretty good…
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VOICE FROM OFF SCENE:
STOP RIGHT THERE
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DAD:
Who the hell are you
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[A man dressed like a sad old Britpop version of the GREEN CROSS CODE MAN has appeared by the car. He says:]
I’m BAND REVIVAL SAFETY MAN.
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BRSM:
Your son is currently looking up videos of the Wild Young Youth Band from 30 years ago…
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BRSM:
Their peak-period sound and hey-day good looks are forming a solid image in his young mind.
[Show the boy googling the band on a phone - they look young, lean and beautiful]
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BRSM:
Have you considered what will happen to him when the Wild Young Youth Band inevitably…
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REFORM?
[Show empty stage on a news video on the phone screen]
News ticker headline:
Wild Young Youth Band Comeback Gig
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[Onto the stage walk the band, old, bald, wrinkly]
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Show a diagram of the boy’s head and brain. Annotations tell us his YOUNG BRAIN is suffering INSTANT EXISTENTIAL SHOCK by the apprehension of TIME’S CEASELESS MARCH
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BRSM:
Quick, put an artist under 30 on
DAD:
I DON’T KNOW ANY
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People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
July 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
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This will (hopefully) never cease to be staggering to everyone else in the world.
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 PM
This will (hopefully) never cease to be staggering to everyone else in the world.
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Sad but reality 😔
June 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sad but reality 😔
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Classic tweet from a more innocent time
July 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Classic tweet from a more innocent time
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Because there’s never a bad time to share Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner, here are Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner
July 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Because there’s never a bad time to share Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner, here are Chuck Jones’s rules for the Road Runner
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i quit my job at the reptile house in favour of a more creative career. i just couldn’t stand staring at a monitor all day.
June 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
i quit my job at the reptile house in favour of a more creative career. i just couldn’t stand staring at a monitor all day.
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Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
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That feels uncomfortably non-specific.
June 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That feels uncomfortably non-specific.
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Would maybe not have phrased it quite like that?
June 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Would maybe not have phrased it quite like that?
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I haven't posted on Twitter since November, but popped in because I had a notification that somebody had replied to a throw-away joke I made 6 years ago.
Really had to wipe away a tear of nostalgia, there.
Really had to wipe away a tear of nostalgia, there.
June 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I haven't posted on Twitter since November, but popped in because I had a notification that somebody had replied to a throw-away joke I made 6 years ago.
Really had to wipe away a tear of nostalgia, there.
Really had to wipe away a tear of nostalgia, there.
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Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
June 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
Gary O’Dono-O’Donoghue
June 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Gary O’Dono-O’Donoghue
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one of the best DB anecdotes is from Donny McCaslin & Tim Lefebvre, who said he loved the "musicless" version of the video & would play it for them in the studio, while cracking up www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_...
Musicless Musicvideo / DAVID BOWIE & MICK JAGGER - Dancing In The Street
YouTube video by Mario Wienerroither
www.youtube.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
one of the best DB anecdotes is from Donny McCaslin & Tim Lefebvre, who said he loved the "musicless" version of the video & would play it for them in the studio, while cracking up www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_...
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One in three children in the UK live in poverty.
UK to build up to 12 new attack submarines - BBC News
The defence review on Monday is expected to recommend the armed forces move to "warfighting readiness".
www.bbc.com
June 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
One in three children in the UK live in poverty.
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