Brian Mathews
bryomancer.bsky.social
Brian Mathews
@bryomancer.bsky.social
IT Professional, weeb, gamer, and all-around nerd.

I'm a bit of an old man with social media, so sorry if anything seems out of sorts while I figure stuff out!
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if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
April 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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never forget the killers' funniest tweet
February 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In Leavenworthworth with my family, I ordered an elephant ear! It was a little over $10 but I didn't bat an eye, everything in Leavenworth was a little overpriced.

I may never eat another elephant ear again. It was the size of my TORSO. MY TORSO IS NOT SMALL.
December 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
The Penguin was pretty cool! Though it was pretty weird when Collin Ferrell looked directly at the camera and went "Please, please give me an Emmy. Please."
November 29, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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Most pokemon: Trans right are human rights
Hatterene: suppert trans rights, OR ELSE
November 28, 2024 at 9:18 PM
"Now dice the apples."
"Okay I cut them up, now we have to play Yahtzee with them right?"
"Why are you like this"
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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"READ" 📚
November 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Happy thanksgiving, folks! I'm thankful for having loving, supportive friends who are always there for me. :)
November 28, 2024 at 7:25 PM
5 Faves 5 Tags

If you ask me on a different day, my answer will probably change drastically!

Food: Patty Melt
Season: Fall
Drink: Chai
Color: Purple
Anime: Cowboy Bebop

@mamamissa.bsky.social
@belldue.bsky.social
@belldue.bsky.social
@chryssaia.bsky.social
@wildthistle.bsky.social
5 Faves 5 Tags

I'm awful at singular faves, so a random of the top 5s for each lol

Food: Sushi
Season: Fall
Drink: Calpico
Color: Dark purple
Anime: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

@bryomancer.bsky.social
@oninoiwa.bsky.social
@ohhellomere.bsky.social
@paramixzeph.bsky.social
@xopeachi.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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How to turn off MS Word scraping your writing to train its AI medium.com/illumination...
MS Word is Using You to Train AI
How to turn off AI-scraping from your Word documents
medium.com
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Heck yeah! Loved the first one, hope the sequel goes as wild at the end.
Kathy Rain 2: Soothsayer announced for PC

Publisher Raw Fury and developer Clifftop Games have announced Kathy Rain 2: Soothsayer, the second installment in the point-and-click Kathy Rain series. It will be available for PC via Steam. A release date was not announced. A demo is available now.
Kathy Rain 2: Soothsayer announced for PC
Publisher Raw Fury and developer Clifftop Games have announced Kathy Rain 2: Soothsayer, the second installment in the point-and-click Kathy Rain series. It will be available for PC via Steam. A release date was not announced. A demo is available now.
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November 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I hear he's appointing both his nephews in positions. Nepotism at work!
November 21, 2024 at 4:59 PM
November 20, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Arcane Season 2 (so far): "But what if they had MORE trauma?"
November 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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I wrote about spending Christmas Eve in a long lost gay bar and the dirtbag Disneyland we like to pretend Old Portland was. @dylanmeconis.bsky.social was kind enough to provide an illustration and the @portlandmercury.bsky.social was kind enough to publish it www.portlandmercury.com/holiday-guid...
Fairytale of Old Portland
[Editor's note: Read all our holly jolly HOLIDAY GUIDE articles here. Looking for a print copy? Good! You can find it in more than 500 spots across Portland with this handy map!] It was December 25, 2...
www.portlandmercury.com
November 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Good morning.
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Word of warning, Kiwifarms appears to be doing a coordinated harassment campaign involving spam accounts and fake blocklists. Beware of subscribing to or boosting lists created by brand new accounts like this one:
November 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Portland locals: if anyone might need to get married quick in the next few months for, y'know, any reason whatsoever, hit me up. I'm ordained and can make sure we get it done. <3
November 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Still stumbling around this new app. Going to be a learning process!
November 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM