Bryan J. Hawk
@bryanjhawk.bsky.social
Gentlemen Farmer. Books, music, sarcasm, Jayhawks, Chiefs, and general nerd-type stuff.
Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift’s Wario. In this essay I will…
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift’s Wario. In this essay I will…
Superman no context spoilers.
July 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Superman no context spoilers.
Happy birthday to this tremendous goober! Nacho is 4!
June 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Happy birthday to this tremendous goober! Nacho is 4!
PSA: If you are having a party, and N@zis show up, and you don't immediately tell them to get the f#ck outta there, then you are now hosting a N@zi party. The same principle holds with political parties.
April 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
PSA: If you are having a party, and N@zis show up, and you don't immediately tell them to get the f#ck outta there, then you are now hosting a N@zi party. The same principle holds with political parties.
March 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
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"Wait a minute... There's no amontillado here..."
January 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Wait a minute... There's no amontillado here..."
When evil billionaires took over the country, I thought it would be someone cool, smart, and/or menacing like Viktor Von Doom, Lex Luthor, Norman Osbourn, Ozymandias, or The Kingpin. Instead, we're stuck with these FUCKING DORKS.
January 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When evil billionaires took over the country, I thought it would be someone cool, smart, and/or menacing like Viktor Von Doom, Lex Luthor, Norman Osbourn, Ozymandias, or The Kingpin. Instead, we're stuck with these FUCKING DORKS.
I hasn’t looked pretty all season, but this team just knows how to win. Each phase contributed to this win. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
January 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I hasn’t looked pretty all season, but this team just knows how to win. Each phase contributed to this win. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
Finally some signs of life from the #Chiefs offense. #chiefskingdom
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Finally some signs of life from the #Chiefs offense. #chiefskingdom
Slams laptop shut until January. #winterbreak #pinknightmare
December 20, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Slams laptop shut until January. #winterbreak #pinknightmare
This is not a great football team right now. Defense is ok. Offense is far from ok. #chiefskingdom
December 15, 2024 at 6:56 PM
This is not a great football team right now. Defense is ok. Offense is far from ok. #chiefskingdom
Everybody about The Chiefs right now. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Everybody about The Chiefs right now. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
This is the weirdest team I’ve ever seen. Weird games only. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
December 9, 2024 at 4:24 AM
This is the weirdest team I’ve ever seen. Weird games only. #chiefs #chiefskingdom
Since there are no KU burners here yet, I’ll just re-post for them. KU volleyball advances to the 2nd round! #rockchalk
December 7, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Since there are no KU burners here yet, I’ll just re-post for them. KU volleyball advances to the 2nd round! #rockchalk
#kuvolleyball up 2 sets to 0 vs. Colgate in the first round of the NCAA tournament. #rockchalk
December 7, 2024 at 1:33 AM
#kuvolleyball up 2 sets to 0 vs. Colgate in the first round of the NCAA tournament. #rockchalk
Looks like Grimes is heading to Wisconsin. Can he take Borland with him? #kufball #kufootball #rockchalk
December 6, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Looks like Grimes is heading to Wisconsin. Can he take Borland with him? #kufball #kufootball #rockchalk
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If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad
December 2, 2024 at 4:46 AM
If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad
If you had told me 5 years ago #kufootball would go to 2 bowl games in a row & miss a 3rd by one game, I would have been astounded. The fact that I’m pissed about missing out on a bowl game this year is a testament to how far the program has come, but also how badly they fumbled this season.
December 1, 2024 at 2:03 AM
If you had told me 5 years ago #kufootball would go to 2 bowl games in a row & miss a 3rd by one game, I would have been astounded. The fact that I’m pissed about missing out on a bowl game this year is a testament to how far the program has come, but also how badly they fumbled this season.
A palate cleansing win for the Hawks tonight. #kubbball #rockchalk
December 1, 2024 at 1:41 AM
A palate cleansing win for the Hawks tonight. #kubbball #rockchalk
November 30, 2024 at 8:05 PM
This game stated much like this season: full of promise, but ultimately ending in disappointment. I hope I have seen the last Brian Borland defense at KU. He has been utterly outmatched most of the year. #kufball #rockchalk
November 30, 2024 at 7:51 PM
This game stated much like this season: full of promise, but ultimately ending in disappointment. I hope I have seen the last Brian Borland defense at KU. He has been utterly outmatched most of the year. #kufball #rockchalk
We need this one, Hawks. Season is on the line today! #rockchalk #kufball
November 30, 2024 at 5:15 PM
We need this one, Hawks. Season is on the line today! #rockchalk #kufball