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Bryan Clark
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professional computer tickler
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
yesterday I merged in some unit tests that involved validating timezones
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
HELL YEAH NYC!!!

next up: would love a massive Seattle mayoral win for Katie Wilson!
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
omg 16 innings - we’ve reached the “P4 Edge Case Boundary” for the Apple sports app’s design

“What are the odds anybody even reaches that situation”

You just *know* there’s a backlog ticket to support this
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
this is what a 10x engineer looks like
March 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
drinking popsicles as a Performance Enhancement
February 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@mrgan.com these posts were back to back in my timeline - i gotta ask if they’re about the same guy
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
*secretary pounding clipboard*
January 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"facts don't change, even when administrations do"
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ok sure why not
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
welp it's happened
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
App Store editorial team wyd 👀
January 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
announcing my new software architecture pattern
January 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
somebody get BlueAir a design award for this date picker 😬
January 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@jdan.me @nsfmc.bsky.social detecting a pattern in my timeline rn
December 31, 2024 at 9:37 PM
i subscribe to kagi because search quality matters
December 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
good news everybody, popsicle sticks have App
December 7, 2024 at 10:50 PM
love when brands are like

FIFTY PERCENT MORE*

*than our 4oz size
December 6, 2024 at 3:50 PM
oh cool turns out i really am the center of the universe

aurora.ndimensional.xyz/p
November 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
omg the new head of the FAA was announced 😣
November 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
no thanks, got plenty at home
November 12, 2024 at 9:05 PM
brb checking in on my enemies
November 11, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The AI that was promised: 💪🤖✨

The AI that was delivered:
November 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM