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Ummm Heyy yall! I’m gonna start with a few get to know you posts

1. I love being outside
Annnd all weekend I really can’t over the fact that Vince Carter sounds like that
February 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Nelly should’ve just sat there and ate his rice 🙄
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
On Call streaming on Amazon prime was really well done. Now let’s hope it’s gets cleared for a season 2
January 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I just saw a Hennessy pedicure and my question is what’s the fascination with henny?!
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Finally catching up on MAFS and my least favorite contestants be the ones that are resistant because “it takes me awhile to open up to people” because you knew damn well you had a limited amount of time from the go
January 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
These people on the ultimatum are SO vv unserious 😂 I had to stop watching before because I wasn’t on the mood for mess. Oh but today I time cuz
a man standing next to a baby with the words today i got time cuz on the bottom
ALT: a man standing next to a baby with the words today i got time cuz on the bottom
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December 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM
It’s always that one person in church that act like they’re the only ones who know God 😂
December 22, 2024 at 3:55 PM
DMV this is the best weather day we gonna get this week. Get some fresh air
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Woke up a little disappointed. I was a judge in a food competition and the alarm went off before I could get my first bite…
December 17, 2024 at 12:22 PM
I want a pair of timbs so bad. But my feet are too big.
December 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I want a pair of timbs so bad. But my feet are too big.
December 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I’ve been on socials all day and randomly tuned into the 11 pm news and this is the FIRST time I heard about a school shooting. It used to be breaking news and now it’s as common as a weather report
December 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Been in this meeting since 10:15 and my disability (ADD) is now showing
a cartoon of peter griffin driving a car with a baby in the back seat
ALT: a cartoon of peter griffin driving a car with a baby in the back seat
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December 11, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Every time it rains I’m reminded that I don’t have boots or a jacket for the rain
December 11, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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I know my age is showing, but I TRULY hate having to download an app for everything. I miss when websites just worked. #blackskyover30
December 9, 2024 at 4:30 PM
My friends all watching hallmark & lifetime movies and then there’s me watching a homicide for the holidays marathon #truecrimejunkie
December 10, 2024 at 3:57 AM
The stores literally have the Christmas stuff touching THE VALENTINES stuff. Life is really all a simulation and it’s all rigged
December 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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See me? I’m sexy, funny, & flirty

I’m a real life “laugh a nigga out his draws” type of woman 🤣🤣
I’ll make a man blush and catch his off guard baby… find out about me 😘😂
December 8, 2024 at 4:58 PM
&&& idgaf what my friends said… THAT CURB HIT ME
a white car is parked in front of a store called best buy
ALT: a white car is parked in front of a store called best buy
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December 8, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Baby I cost myself a lot of money this weekend but a time was had ok
Kingbluprint GIF
ALT: Kingbluprint GIF
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December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I be minding my business then BOOM another way to spend money
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Yes because you’re forgiven but please stay TF over there where I can see you
November 30, 2024 at 2:08 PM
These Black Friday sales ain’t black enough
November 29, 2024 at 4:15 PM
We ain’t have no doubled eggs on our table so I been callin around to my friends for some 😂
November 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM