I’ve been out here in the streets telling the Cheesemeisters about #CrackerBarrel

Lots of people think Chicago is called the Windy City because of wind. The rest of us saw that one episode of Punky Brewster. #GenX

I used to love watching Debt. It was such a weird show. The last category was wild. You could choose your own and people would choose massive topics like, “Barbie” or “The Simpsons.”.

I’d have chosen “Crossover hits by Johnny Paycheck performed at the Boar’s Nest in Hazard County” and cleaned up.

At work today I told somebody who was right about something, “circle gets the square.”

Then I had to explain Tic-Tac-Dough to them.

I get home to find that Wink Martindale died.

#Synchronicity

My Starbucks app greeting reads, “Hello again, Jeff”

That word “again” feels judgy and I don’t appreciate it.

Im tired of kind, gentle, understanding. We’re making great strides in protest. Add this to your list of must-do’s now

Today I saw known Trump voter post on FB, offering prays for federal employees who’d just lost their jobs.

Praying for the opposite of what you vote for is one way to go, I guess.

Which movies start with the word “fuck” in the dialogue? Like first word spoken in the whole damn thing. I’ve got two in my head but I’m sure I’m missing a bunch.