Brooks Bannister
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Brooks Bannister
@brooksbannister.bsky.social
I’m a squirrel and democracy lover, and we’d be better off if we let the squirrels take over Earth. My followers are called Acorns, and I don’t do DM’s, crypto, GoFundMe’s, or photos of your… you know.
How many times is one guy gonna re-use the same meme just for cheap attention? Likely until The Bad Guys 2 comes out or until I meet this fox. Nobody tell Sandy Cheeks!
December 30, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Happy to be spending the last of 2024 in Venice with my family. As always, sunsets here are just the best!
December 29, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Shared from my page…
December 28, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Spoilers for The Bad Guys…

#Resist #DianeFoxington
December 27, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Thanks to a Christmas #MEGABOOST, I’ve now jumped to over 6k followers! Now that’s a mighty oak tree my Acorns can grow on! This pleases Bryce, and his recently-discovered sister Sabrina!
December 26, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Sure hope you’re having a wonderful Christmas Eve with the ones you love.

And if you’re in Vienna, you might be seeing this walking around.
December 24, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Thanks to @azbrittney.bsky.social, I’ve now cracked 1K followers! And there are going to be many, many more by the time I wake up here on my European vacation!

Say hi to all our new followers, Bryce!

I swear he can stare into the soul of any person.

#Acorns
December 22, 2024 at 10:43 PM
When we’re needed to fight back, answer the call as if you’re my stuffed squirrel posing for a picture in Vienna.

If anybody’s wondering, his name is Bryce and he poses for a lot of my pictures.

#Acorns
December 22, 2024 at 3:29 PM
To those bot accounts trying to follow me, you’ll never be her.

For those who are not familiar with my Facebook persona, Sandy Cheeks loving is a massive portion of it.

#acorns
December 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Here in Vienna with a lovely Christmas tree proud of the fact that my BlueSky family keeps growing. I’ve got lots of references and one-liners to tell you, and I’m ready to share them with my Acorns.

#merrychristmas #acorns
December 18, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Glad to have gotten in the holiday spirit by visiting the Christmas markets of Munich! Enjoying these sights is what keeps me sane this month! #acorns
December 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I know things are scary, but I wanted to light things up with something I picked up tonight. Yes, I’m an adult showing off a stuffed Tasmanian devil toy. You gotta have something keep yourself from going insane for the next four years, and collecting stuffed animals is mine. #acorns
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
This photo was taken near the Christmas market in Stuttgart, Germany. This truly is a global celebration.
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 AM