👑 Brooke 👑
@brookealexis.bsky.social
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👑 Brooke 👑
@brookealexis.bsky.social
· Dec 12
It taking me all this time to realize my mama and daddy gave me one hell of a mug is criminal. Likeeee?
Christmas, I told my dad that if he applied to finish his Doctorate, I’d apply to start my master’s. Why this man ain’t tell me he applied and done got into a doctoral program 😭
I’m proud of him but I gotta learn to stop running my mouth bc not I gotta hold up my end of the deal 🥴
I’m proud of him but I gotta learn to stop running my mouth bc not I gotta hold up my end of the deal 🥴
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Christmas, I told my dad that if he applied to finish his Doctorate, I’d apply to start my master’s. Why this man ain’t tell me he applied and done got into a doctoral program 😭
I’m proud of him but I gotta learn to stop running my mouth bc not I gotta hold up my end of the deal 🥴
I’m proud of him but I gotta learn to stop running my mouth bc not I gotta hold up my end of the deal 🥴
Besides magnesium idk wtf is in these drinks that has me knocking out almost as soon as I finish the can but whatever it is, the shit works well.
This might be the culprit behind me getting the sleep I got bc I definitely fell asleep immediately after drinking it. Imma test this theory out again tonight
February 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Besides magnesium idk wtf is in these drinks that has me knocking out almost as soon as I finish the can but whatever it is, the shit works well.
I just think is wild how it took us six months to get through January but we shot through February in 3 business days.
February 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just think is wild how it took us six months to get through January but we shot through February in 3 business days.
Why tf does b2k - Omarion keep popping up on my FYP on TikTok 😭😭😭😭
February 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why tf does b2k - Omarion keep popping up on my FYP on TikTok 😭😭😭😭
And my e-file died so I can’t finish them 🤣
I started the process of doing my nails and now I don’t wanna finish them 😭
February 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
And my e-file died so I can’t finish them 🤣
I started the process of doing my nails and now I don’t wanna finish them 😭
February 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I started the process of doing my nails and now I don’t wanna finish them 😭
Me being one of those commentators bc girl, do something abt these tickets! We don’t want that damn perfume 😭
Beyonce posting that old lady perfume on ig and the comments are NOT having it. Got me HOLLERIN 😭
February 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Me being one of those commentators bc girl, do something abt these tickets! We don’t want that damn perfume 😭
😂😂😂
Ice cream so good woman is on Love and Hip-hop Miami now???
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
😂😂😂
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MY GOD DRAKE IS 38 ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF RAPPING ABOUT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE YOU?!
February 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
MY GOD DRAKE IS 38 ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF RAPPING ABOUT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE YOU?!
Why is this Blonde-Haired Rodeo Bandit trying to sell us another perfume in the midst of a ticket debacle?!?
February 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why is this Blonde-Haired Rodeo Bandit trying to sell us another perfume in the midst of a ticket debacle?!?
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I don’t jump to cape for men especially wealthy ones but that story was some bullshit from the jump 😭
Big news:
Attorney Tony Buzbee has dropped the rape lawsuit against Jay-Z.
"Counsel for Plaintiff have discussed his matter with counsel for each Defendant, who acknowledge and consent to this submission."
Attorney Tony Buzbee has dropped the rape lawsuit against Jay-Z.
"Counsel for Plaintiff have discussed his matter with counsel for each Defendant, who acknowledge and consent to this submission."
February 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I don’t jump to cape for men especially wealthy ones but that story was some bullshit from the jump 😭
I know Bry probably SICK of yall 😭😭
God knew I wasn’t built to be with no fine famous nigga bc the way I’d be beating hoes up and knocking bitches out they shoes? The local jail would have a cell with my name on it 💀
God knew I wasn’t built to be with no fine famous nigga bc the way I’d be beating hoes up and knocking bitches out they shoes? The local jail would have a cell with my name on it 💀
February 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know Bry probably SICK of yall 😭😭
God knew I wasn’t built to be with no fine famous nigga bc the way I’d be beating hoes up and knocking bitches out they shoes? The local jail would have a cell with my name on it 💀
God knew I wasn’t built to be with no fine famous nigga bc the way I’d be beating hoes up and knocking bitches out they shoes? The local jail would have a cell with my name on it 💀
So what I’m getting is, if I change my tax exemptions to lower the amount of federal taxes I pay, no one’s gonna be there to notice. Got it.
🚨NEWS: Massive layoffs are about to hit the IRS -- around 10,000 employees -- potentially in the middle of filing season.
Of particular interest to the DOGE: Cutting IRS enforcement capabilities.
-- with @jeffstein.bsky.social + Hannah Natanson
Of particular interest to the DOGE: Cutting IRS enforcement capabilities.
-- with @jeffstein.bsky.social + Hannah Natanson
Layoffs to hit IRS as DOGE targets tax collections
Several people briefed on the matter said cuts to the IRS cuts numbering in the thousands. One target is tax collections.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So what I’m getting is, if I change my tax exemptions to lower the amount of federal taxes I pay, no one’s gonna be there to notice. Got it.
WHO IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN THAT SELLING A RESALE TICKET IN THE 700 SECTION IN HOUSTON FOR $565?!?
February 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
WHO IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN THAT SELLING A RESALE TICKET IN THE 700 SECTION IN HOUSTON FOR $565?!?
You- Jesse Powell
As- Stevie Wonder
As- Stevie Wonder
1. What is the most beautiful love song ever, in your opinion?
February 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You- Jesse Powell
As- Stevie Wonder
As- Stevie Wonder
I swear that boy ate at least 3 days worth of food for me in one sitting talking about “I’m just getting started” he gone eat that school out of house and home by the end of the semester 💀💀
February 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I swear that boy ate at least 3 days worth of food for me in one sitting talking about “I’m just getting started” he gone eat that school out of house and home by the end of the semester 💀💀
My little brother just sent the family gf a picture of his breakfast and it’s 4 FULL pates of food. And he talking about he still hungry 😭
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My little brother just sent the family gf a picture of his breakfast and it’s 4 FULL pates of food. And he talking about he still hungry 😭
In my defense: They all deserved it. Better luck next year 🤷🏾♀️
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
In my defense: They all deserved it. Better luck next year 🤷🏾♀️
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Reposted by 👑 Brooke 👑
STOP PUTTING SUGAR IN YOUR GRITS
a baby is making an angry face and wearing a striped shirt .
ALT: a baby is making an angry face and wearing a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
STOP PUTTING SUGAR IN YOUR GRITS
&& Capcut too!!
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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TIKTOK IS BACK IN THE APP STORE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
TIKTOK IS BACK IN THE APP STORE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
&& Capcut too!!
Why tf did the hotel I was trying to book rates jump up $50/night before I could finish checking out 😭 shit went from $366 to $485 🥴
February 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Why tf did the hotel I was trying to book rates jump up $50/night before I could finish checking out 😭 shit went from $366 to $485 🥴
George Lopez look like life been kicking his ass. Being prejudice will do that to you though 😬
February 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
George Lopez look like life been kicking his ass. Being prejudice will do that to you though 😬
I might’ve fucked up by forgetting to get my hotel the same day I bought my ticket 😭
February 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I might’ve fucked up by forgetting to get my hotel the same day I bought my ticket 😭
😭😭😭 i figured once they started talking abt it in TT that they’d stop it with a quickness. I’m not saying it should have been gatekept but it shouldn’t have been posted to TT lol
Aht aht Ticketmaster not giving out no mo refunds 😬
February 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
😭😭😭 i figured once they started talking abt it in TT that they’d stop it with a quickness. I’m not saying it should have been gatekept but it shouldn’t have been posted to TT lol