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brookass.bsky.social
tinfoil witch burning under a bridge
@brookass.bsky.social
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obsessively consuming media & having feelings about it since 1988

aka
☠️ arby_m on IG/LJ/DW

my band is Lucky Witch & the Righteous Ghost: http://linktr.ee/lwrg

Seth Gibbs stan (RIP!!!)

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meme with 3 pics of a white cat with huge black circles around his eyes and the text "did you stay up late" "No." but it's zooming in on his tired little face meme with 4 pics of a cat snoozing among fluffy blankets and the text, "*Alarm goes off for 5th time* Me:"
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
brookass.bsky.social
one of my current cats, Trotsky, freaked out last time at the vet so badly he climbed up the walls! they had to bring in the special cat nabber device to catch him.
a brown tuxedo tabby cat perched on top of a cabinet at the vet. he looks surprisingly calm considering he was just completely wild and crazy jumping up there
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
brookass.bsky.social
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
a tiny kitten with watery eyes and the meme text says, "sorry for being annoying / it will happen again"
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
brookass.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
a teeny tiny tabby kitten named VAMPIRE on a pink satin background
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
brookass.bsky.social
cryptic messages at the supermarket (a continuing series)
a display of freezer free crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, upon the top of which someone has written "Don't" in pencil
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
brookass.bsky.social
when the labeler makes a news org look like someone in need of a mental health check
screenshot of labels on @npr.org's account, the important one being "No break greater than 4 hrs yesterday" from the frequency labeler (I dunno what it's called)
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
brookass.bsky.social
screenshot of famous "feeding shelter cats to coyotes tweet" but with text changed poorly by me to read: "My neighbor told me ceremonial dagger keep eating his jokers so I asked how many jokers he has and he said he just goes to the shop and gets a new joker afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding jokers to ceremonial dagger and then his daughter started crying." photo of my TV showing the description for the Balatro joker Ceremonial Dagger which says, "when Blind is selected, destroy Joker to the right and permanently add double its sell value to this Mult"
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
brookass.bsky.social
gross. I guess his "point" is that she's conventionally attractive in a slightly Aryan Nation way?
meme of a guy with glasses and the text reads 555- COME-ON-NOW in that old TV 800 number font
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
brookass.bsky.social
@catsofyore.bsky.social my dad and two cats, date unknown but probably mid-1960s
b&w photograph of a young man outside an open window, he's is holding a black cat and a tabby is standing next to him. it is labeled "Thorpe", "Little Brother" and something that looks like "Sense".
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
brookass.bsky.social
screenshot of a post by Jeremy Kaplowitz saying, "the War on Rats is officially over. the Rats have won" and he is QS-ing a post by Phil Lewis saying Mayor Adams has officially ended his reelection campaign.
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
brookass.bsky.social
the famous Twitter screenshot from Dr. Naomi Wolf saying, "No! No!!"
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
brookass.bsky.social
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
meme with several pictures of a white cat with black eyes like a reverse panda and the text says, "did you stay up late / No.' but he looks so incredibly tired (this is me)
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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welp, today I tried to mix magenta and failed miserably, but i still had some fun painting

#art #traditionaloilpainting #selftaught
my oil painting of an orchid, still looks kinda like a moth straight on view of my painting. you can't really see the colors, everything is pretty dark. it's kinda mauve-y (not on purpose) with pale lavender outlines. the little structure in the center which looks like a fucken alien looks in my painting like a tiny man with his arms out
October 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
brookass.bsky.social
started a new painting today. it's an orchid study - this is just the under-painting, i will do the colors later. look how fucken sick this orchid blossom is IRL! I mean it looks like an alien!!! 2nd photo is with flash on
an oil painting in brown and pink of a close up of an orchid blossom. it looks kind of like a big moth crazy ass purple orchid bloom with pink veins and a bizarre alien face in the middle same flower but with flash on. now you can see the little bat-like structure under the alien face that i have no fucken clue how I'm gonna paint
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
brookass.bsky.social
[iPhone messages screen showing the following:] Anxiety: what if you're not good enough Depression: Everyone hates you Henry Kissinger (burning in Hell) AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
brookass.bsky.social
some guy making a skeptical face with text reading 555-COME-ON-NOW
September 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
brookass.bsky.social
booze cruise was pretty fun! lead singer looked like an unsettling cross between David Byrne and my dad lol
Talking Heads cover band Start Making Sense. white guy with a guitar and a guy with a mustache behind him on drums
September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I'm sorry, I know it's so offensive that Peter Sellars is doing brown face but it's so funny! he's nonstop hilarious in this and the *house* is soooooo cool!! I really love this movie guys, sorry I know I'm canceled now

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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
screenshot of RottenTomatoes.com of The Party (1968) getting 83% rotten
September 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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ahhhh it looks so amazing!!! huge fan
a parlor with a large Turkish rug in the middle of the room. shades of blue, cream, peach. the walls are lavender and there are various paintings on the walls. there's some music equipment strewn about, because we use this room as our home studio
September 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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here's my most recent rug purchase, a Bahktiari from Armenia via ebay
an oriental rug in earth tones of brick red, black, cream with some purple highlights in a hallway. behind it is another, smaller rug that is brighter red, blue and white
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
brookass.bsky.social
regarding Ezra Klein, you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"
famous Dril tweet about ISIL
September 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
brookass.bsky.social
I'm at it again lol. birthday money burning a hole in my pocket
"Bodhild" - a new rug from Usak, Turkey - that i just bought because I have no self-control
September 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
brookass.bsky.social
I bought not one but two (returnable) new rugs and don't care for either of them! back they go. I mean I hate these colors together:
a bedroom painted with jaunty wide blue and white stripes and the rug is a horrible shitey brown + beige checkers. just no. I can't
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
brookass.bsky.social
man I'm high af rn
me - a white lady with blue hair and purple glasses - with mole eyes bc I'm hgih af
August 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I fucking hate her! and the lawmakers aren't much better
"Two years ago, they rejected a bill to create committees of developers, tribes and conservationists to identify places in each county for transmission lines and energy production. The bill also would have directed state agencies to streamline the renewable energy approval process. This year, lawmakers rejected a bill to promote solar farms that coexist with cropland. Research at Oregon State University has found that the shade from solar panels increased crop yields and that, in turn, the crops can make solar panels work more efficiently by keeping the air around them cool. With Gilbert’s long battle against B2H dragging on earlier this year, some lawmakers became galvanized. The fact that it took 20 years to get the project on track was “ridiculous,” said Rep. Mark Gamba, a Portland-area Democrat who is vice chair of the House Committee on Climate, Energy and Environment."
August 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM