Bronwyn
@bronwynmayb.bsky.social
Participation-trophy wife. Professional therapist. Amateur mess. Dog mom.
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Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
May 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
I was today years old when I discovered that Down with OPP was *not* about the Ontario Provincial Police. 😐
#sheltered #songsimisheard
#sheltered #songsimisheard
May 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I was today years old when I discovered that Down with OPP was *not* about the Ontario Provincial Police. 😐
#sheltered #songsimisheard
#sheltered #songsimisheard
Can I just say, fuck people who:
when you say you have a problem and it's happened before and was this thing, they say 'NO IT ISN'T' and then fuck around for 30 minutes only to find out, 'oh it IS that thing'.
I'm so angry I don't know how to use commas right now
when you say you have a problem and it's happened before and was this thing, they say 'NO IT ISN'T' and then fuck around for 30 minutes only to find out, 'oh it IS that thing'.
I'm so angry I don't know how to use commas right now
March 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Can I just say, fuck people who:
when you say you have a problem and it's happened before and was this thing, they say 'NO IT ISN'T' and then fuck around for 30 minutes only to find out, 'oh it IS that thing'.
I'm so angry I don't know how to use commas right now
when you say you have a problem and it's happened before and was this thing, they say 'NO IT ISN'T' and then fuck around for 30 minutes only to find out, 'oh it IS that thing'.
I'm so angry I don't know how to use commas right now
Every time the door to the women's bathroom closes, it sounds like a squishy fart.
#oldbuildingsounds
#oldbuildingsounds
February 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every time the door to the women's bathroom closes, it sounds like a squishy fart.
#oldbuildingsounds
#oldbuildingsounds
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Y’all have no idea how riled up Canadians are to support Canadian industry — and Mexican ones too — now.
The tariff pause doesn’t matter.
We hold grudges like they’re going up in value.
From our cold, dead, cheap hands will you pry our grudges, buddy. Sorry.
The tariff pause doesn’t matter.
We hold grudges like they’re going up in value.
From our cold, dead, cheap hands will you pry our grudges, buddy. Sorry.
February 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Y’all have no idea how riled up Canadians are to support Canadian industry — and Mexican ones too — now.
The tariff pause doesn’t matter.
We hold grudges like they’re going up in value.
From our cold, dead, cheap hands will you pry our grudges, buddy. Sorry.
The tariff pause doesn’t matter.
We hold grudges like they’re going up in value.
From our cold, dead, cheap hands will you pry our grudges, buddy. Sorry.
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Canadians are like moose. Kind of goofy and unassuming until they start running towards you at full speed and all you can think is, "Fuck. I'm going to die."
February 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Canadians are like moose. Kind of goofy and unassuming until they start running towards you at full speed and all you can think is, "Fuck. I'm going to die."
This morning, there was a guy on the bus greeting everyone with, "Good morning. Commissioner." And the same when they got off.
He is not a commissioner.
He is not a commissioner.
February 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This morning, there was a guy on the bus greeting everyone with, "Good morning. Commissioner." And the same when they got off.
He is not a commissioner.
He is not a commissioner.
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Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.
I'm not feeling well, and Wade just asked, "Did you take a shitload of drugs?" But I heard, "Do you want me to tickle your jugs?"
The answer to both was no
The answer to both was no
January 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm not feeling well, and Wade just asked, "Did you take a shitload of drugs?" But I heard, "Do you want me to tickle your jugs?"
The answer to both was no
The answer to both was no
After my fun weekend in Canmore, I think the best part was finding this corn stress ball.
January 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
After my fun weekend in Canmore, I think the best part was finding this corn stress ball.
Why does this Monday feel like it saved up the energy of all past Mondays? It is the Mondayest of Mondays.
January 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why does this Monday feel like it saved up the energy of all past Mondays? It is the Mondayest of Mondays.
It was the only decorating I did this season. Hope your holiday time is just how you like it.
Mine is in solitude and quiet, and it's the best gift I could have got.
Mine is in solitude and quiet, and it's the best gift I could have got.
December 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM
It was the only decorating I did this season. Hope your holiday time is just how you like it.
Mine is in solitude and quiet, and it's the best gift I could have got.
Mine is in solitude and quiet, and it's the best gift I could have got.
This Christmas Eve is brought to you by sweatpants and dissociation.
December 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
This Christmas Eve is brought to you by sweatpants and dissociation.
I've decided to open an online nightwear store. I'll call it Pajamazon.
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I've decided to open an online nightwear store. I'll call it Pajamazon.
I discovered this weekend that I love throwing axes.
I rediscovered that I'm too old to do fun things.
I rediscovered that I'm too old to do fun things.
December 23, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I discovered this weekend that I love throwing axes.
I rediscovered that I'm too old to do fun things.
I rediscovered that I'm too old to do fun things.
When I'm working with clients experiencing depression, I am them to identify the things each day that sucked less than the rest of it when good things seem out of reach.
Here is my list today:
1) kindness from a coworker
2) a salted peanut butter chocolate square
3) a shared smile with a busmate
Here is my list today:
1) kindness from a coworker
2) a salted peanut butter chocolate square
3) a shared smile with a busmate
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
When I'm working with clients experiencing depression, I am them to identify the things each day that sucked less than the rest of it when good things seem out of reach.
Here is my list today:
1) kindness from a coworker
2) a salted peanut butter chocolate square
3) a shared smile with a busmate
Here is my list today:
1) kindness from a coworker
2) a salted peanut butter chocolate square
3) a shared smile with a busmate
Got my grumpy pants on today. *Harumph*
*mumbling under my breath as I walk away*
*mumbling under my breath as I walk away*
June 28, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Got my grumpy pants on today. *Harumph*
*mumbling under my breath as I walk away*
*mumbling under my breath as I walk away*
There is nothing more of a bother to me than when someone comes to my office door timidly whispering, "I don't want to bother you."
March 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
There is nothing more of a bother to me than when someone comes to my office door timidly whispering, "I don't want to bother you."
What is your irrational anger trigger?
Mine is technology not doing what I want. Instant blinding RAGE.
Add loud noises while technology won't do what I want? I will burn this whole place to the ground.
Mine is technology not doing what I want. Instant blinding RAGE.
Add loud noises while technology won't do what I want? I will burn this whole place to the ground.
November 24, 2023 at 4:20 PM
What is your irrational anger trigger?
Mine is technology not doing what I want. Instant blinding RAGE.
Add loud noises while technology won't do what I want? I will burn this whole place to the ground.
Mine is technology not doing what I want. Instant blinding RAGE.
Add loud noises while technology won't do what I want? I will burn this whole place to the ground.
Rich women are annoying in every culture.
November 23, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Rich women are annoying in every culture.
Someone suggested I make a sign in my office to clarify that my fidget toys are for client use. No good options yet.
"Help yourself" seems mean for your counsellor to say.
"Play with me" seems highly inappropriate.
"Help yourself" seems mean for your counsellor to say.
"Play with me" seems highly inappropriate.
November 20, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Someone suggested I make a sign in my office to clarify that my fidget toys are for client use. No good options yet.
"Help yourself" seems mean for your counsellor to say.
"Play with me" seems highly inappropriate.
"Help yourself" seems mean for your counsellor to say.
"Play with me" seems highly inappropriate.
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I wrote about the closing of Jezebel, and the institutional unraveling of American feminism. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The death of Jezebel is the end of an era of feminism. We’re worse off without it
Websites like Jezebel revived feminism, showing the internet might have a re-radicalizing effect. Who will carry the torch?
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2023 at 1:23 PM
I wrote about the closing of Jezebel, and the institutional unraveling of American feminism. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I'm always torn between laying down and drinking coffee.
November 11, 2023 at 2:09 PM
I'm always torn between laying down and drinking coffee.
Me: *trying to think of a word for soul or spirit and miming it to myself*
"BEING!"
Me: *realizing it looked to my coworkers like I was fake grabbing my own boobs*
😬
"BEING!"
Me: *realizing it looked to my coworkers like I was fake grabbing my own boobs*
😬
November 1, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Me: *trying to think of a word for soul or spirit and miming it to myself*
"BEING!"
Me: *realizing it looked to my coworkers like I was fake grabbing my own boobs*
😬
"BEING!"
Me: *realizing it looked to my coworkers like I was fake grabbing my own boobs*
😬