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Wett Damon ☔
@broken-ghost.bsky.social
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Butch. Dyke. Writer. Townie. Dirtbag. Anarchist.🏴
Wrote SEVEN GIRLFRIENDS & other stuff.
Often posting/writing from a toilet.
(she/her, cisgender)
http://sickhurtbleedingordead.substack.com
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I was very inebriated last night watching my favorite movie with the two people I love the most in this world and I made the best joke I will ever mutter out of my stupid mouth and I am so grateful that there were witnesses to that magic.

I'll never beat "Wet Damon" ever in my life ever again.
A frame from the movie "Good Will Hunting". Matt Damon's character is standing in the pouring rain talking on a payphone. He is soaked. Wet Damon.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Case and point:
October 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This is her fault, you know.
A photo of two book spines sitting on top of a white blanket on someone's lap. The book spines say "The Crying of Lot 49" and "Inherent Vice", both by Thomas Pynchon
October 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Life today:
Three movie stills from the ending scene of Fight Club (1999). Edward Norton's character is looking at Marla Singer (who is off screen). The text below reads "Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine." The second still is him grabbing her hand. The final still is a silhouette of them holding hands, watching the buildings collapse from the giant window in front of them.
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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My wife is making fun of me because I'm so horny for Paul Newman & Robert Redford.

I will not be sorry for this. They are both absolutely beautiful and I will always get giddy when I watch The Sting.
September 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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We don't beat people up anymore, it's all firearms now, we should get back to basics.

We used to be a proper country.
A scene from Raging Bull (1980). Joe Pesci's character is holding a velvet rope post getting ready to beat a man off camera in the street. A scene from Raging Bull (1980) where Vincent Frank's character is getting brutally attacked in the back of a taxi cab.
September 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A paparazzi photo of Ben Affleck looking pissed off with a cigarette in his mouth and a dunks iced coffee in his right hand.
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Happy Jack Seward Cuck Day to all who celebrate. 🙂‍↕️🦇🧛🏻
Black text on white background reads "Totally forgot that today is the best day in Dracula Daily, the day where Van Helsing gaily plonks Seward down in front of the woman who rejected him and goes 'See this guy? No bitches. Absolutely none. Zero swag. Valuable work he does, sure, but what does he know about chicks? Fuck all, Lucy. [italicized] Fuck all. [regular text] I told my students the same thing. This dude is the antithesis of sexual intelligence.'"
September 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I got cute boba from a nice lady at the Thai restaurant in town for half price cause she said I look "puffy from crying". 🫠
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Ok I lied, this is who actually runs the account.
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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This is who runs the account.
A photo of a shaggy white dog holding a corncob pipe gently in his mouth. This is a tintype photograph taken in 1858.
August 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Love is when your wife is bored at work so she surprises you with a list of all the vampire films she knows so she can watch them with you because she never knew how deep your love of vampire movies went until very recently.

My favorite is "the old one".
A screenshot of text that reads "Nosferatu (2024)" and "Nosferatu (the old one)"
August 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Deleting my dating apps, but before I do, I am curious to know who these potential suitors were going to be.

My guess is that they're mostly men. 🫠
August 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Me, currently:
August 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Goal: Attempt:
The album cover of John Prine's "September 78". It is a black and white photograph of John's face. He is wearing sunglasses and has long hair. A photo portrait of the author of this skeet when she was 22. She is in a black dress and is wearing sunglasses and long brown hair.
August 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Goal: Reality:
A black and white photo of a young Johnny Cash wearing a cowboy hat. He is leaning against the building arms crossed looking directly at the camera. He is very cool. A photo of Cookie Monster wearing a black cowboy hat. He is standing in front of his own WANTED poster looking like a goofy Muppet.
August 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Mutual Aid isn't all skillshares and bookfairs.

Sometimes it's spearheading weekly distro for the first time, spending 4 hours prepping and organizing Free Store work on a 90 degree day. And all you get for your efforts is Table Kisses on your forearms. 😵‍💫

My kingdom for a cold shower right now.
A close up photo of two forearms with tiny purple bruises where a folding table pinched the author of this skeet. Part of her tattoos are slightly visible on one of her forearms.
August 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Just a reminder (and a warning).
The It's Always Morally Correct meme, saying "you can always mock AI sloppers. It's always morally correct." The image is a person of color with a tight black curly hairstyle and a mustache. There are two copies of him. One is in black pants and a white military/Michael Jackson style white jacket in the upper left corner of the image. The other is front and center of the image, only his upper half of his body is showing. He's in a black tee shirt and has his hands up on either side of him presenting the "it's always morally correct" text between them. The background is a red glowing grid on a black background, in an 80s style
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The library in the next town over from mine held a contest to name their newest stuffed animal - a giant Chicken you can sit on top of.

The votes were tallied and they picked a winner.

Meet Bingus.
A photo of a giant stuffed chicken inside a black and white box shaped like a barn. Behind it are bookshelves with books spine out, a red sign is in the back right corner that says in big white letters CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU.
August 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I just want my ashes spread at my favorite place on earth:
A photo of Al's Fry Shack at night. Pink neon lights surround the building. Fresh rain puddles on the pavement reflect the neon lights back up to the eye, giving the building a pinkish purple glow.
August 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Mutual Aid isn't all skillshares and bookfairs.

Sometimes it's picking up an unexpected 160 bottles of water within a 20 minute window between work.

RIP my gas mileage. 😂
IDK where I'm gonna store all this.
The boot of a car filled with 160 bottles of water, wrapped in packs of 40. A pizza costume sits bundled up on top of a pack in the back right corner of the image
August 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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We're pro-sluts over here.
A photo of John Waters sitting down in a green leather chair. There is white text in the center of the photo. It reads "Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Breve, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend." The quote is attributed to John Waters.
July 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM