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Wett Damon ☔
@broken-ghost.bsky.social
Butch. Dyke. Writer. Townie. Dirtbag. Anarchist.🏴
Wrote SEVEN GIRLFRIENDS & other stuff.
Often posting/writing from a toilet.
(she/her, cisgender)
http://sickhurtbleedingordead.substack.com
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i think im gonna go ahead and try to deep fry the labubu this year
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No. It's a Blizzard movie. You watch it during the first big snowstorm of the season.

Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was planning on watching a movie a night this week for my birthday but every night I've come home I find one or two chores that need to get done and then I find two more "quick" things I should do then ope it's 9:30p! 🤦🏻‍♀️

I promise to redeem myself starting tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My wife sent me a text saying "I only want one thing for Crimbo and it's signed copies of [these versions]."

I'm cashing in my years of indie bookstore clout here. If any Indies have signed copies for sale let me know. I'll pay for USPS shipping. Ho ho ho.
They make, with Absolution added, lovely holiday gifts. Almost look like ornaments. I make my living from book sales and your kindness as readers also allows periodic donations to environmental charities.
Just a reminder: The tenth anniversary editions of the original Southern Reach trilogy are still out in the wild, selling well. NYT bestsellers and on a lot of best-of-decade or this century lists. With new intros by Karen Joy Fowler, NK Jemisin, and Helen MacDonald. Buy from you favorite indie.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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calling it now: the Merriam-Webster Word of the Year is going to be "slop"
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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🔮 sex where you just touch each other and kiss and follow what feels good without worrying so much about structure is so goated beyond belief
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I thought James carville was dead tbh
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Girl, what?
I appreciate everything that Run For Something did while I ran for local office a few years ago, but I not only disagree with this, I'm a little offended. Getting to the center and sacrificing minority voices is not the way Dems can win in the future. Carrying everyone with us will win.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was very inebriated last night watching my favorite movie with the two people I love the most in this world and I made the best joke I will ever mutter out of my stupid mouth and I am so grateful that there were witnesses to that magic.

I'll never beat "Wet Damon" ever in my life ever again.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I don't know what this will look like, but at some point we need to figure out something about all the people who complained about cancel culture a few years ago who have fallen completely silent so we don't fall for this again
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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we need more deviants and kinky perverts, damnit
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Real love is forcing your wife to watch all the Twilight movies with you because you think they are terrible melodrama but oh so fun to watch.
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My b-day & Crimbo are coming up soon. Often folks get intimidated because I read so many books and worry that they'll get me something I already read.

The best way to combat that fear is to buy bundles from my friends at @portersqbooks.bsky.social Josh & Katherine have the Deep Cut recs I crave. 🥵
Ok, so maybe you're not ready to commit to 8 or 12 books in a bundle either for a gift for someone or for yourself, well, we've got a whole bunch of 3 book bundles to choose from as well. (But I'm still gonna drop a link to our Holiday Bundles at the start of this thread anyway. Gotta hustle!) 1/7
Holiday Bundles
The perfect gift for the reader in your life, these bundles offer an individually curated selection of books to open over the course of the holiday seasons. 8 or 12 book bundles.
portersquarebooks.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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pope leo xiv take the estrogen challenge
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm learning way too much about my coworkers and their medical histories.

Maybe a little too much.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bradley fucking Cooper. 🤬
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Trying to dust off the writer's block and make stuff for public consumption again.
I wrote a poem for @mjbemis.bsky.social. I hope you enjoy.
Burden of Proof
For Mandy
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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📅 Nashville to Palestine: A Humanitarian Fundraiser is happening this Sunday! 🇵🇸

Get your tickets now to help send a shipping container full of aid to Palestinians *and* enjoy:

-Live music
-Palestinian crafts market
-Free dinner courtesy of Jerusalem Reebar
-Film: "The Teacher”

bit.ly/NASHtoPAL
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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The divorcée in me buys the houseplants.

The divorced woman in me kills them all.
buff.ly/UUg8X0n
The Differences Between a Divorcée and a Divorced Woman
When I go out to brunch, I’m a divorcée. When I eat my second post-breakfast snack, I’m divorced. - - -The divorcée in me buys the houseplants. The...
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November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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“we actively do not care that most of maine’s population is made up of poor and elderly people and that rural healthcare here already in danger, and also as a holiday gift, to all of them we say ‘fuck you’”
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Fucking lol

'Now, I’m thinking about digging deeper into other stuff I performatively do—indie films, activism, and my friendships.'
"There are only so many selfies, photos of my dog, and funny-shaped carpet stains I can share before I come off as a shallow, boring influencer. So, I decided to post an image in my dump of a book a roommate left behind—The Picture of Dorian Gray."
I Started Reading Performatively, and Turns Out Books Are Pretty Good
It all started when Instagram introduced the twenty-slide photo dumps. Trying to post the correct ratio of photos to memes to appear both off-the-g...
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November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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my sex is female and my gender is dyke
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Tried building my girlfriend's bureau, but couldn't find my Phillips head screwdriver for an hour. Now I'm exhausted cause I flipped the house over to find it.

I've turned into my dad.
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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saying "you're so valid" instead of "good girl" during sex
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM