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25 she/her doin a big heckin yap

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what if we like held hands in a taco bell drive thru
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I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Referring to smoking weed with a pipe as "analogue"
February 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Here's a handy tool.
Download 5 Calls App.
It's free. Just plug in any zip code & it automatically shows your Senators, their phone numbers, any issues, even a script to use. Easy Peasy.
Jam their phone lines. You can call any Senator, even if they're not your's. They lie to us. Return the favor.
January 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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due to high demand, i present— baby skye ✨

working hard on her loaf pose 🤭
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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would have won the previous match if I wasnt glueing nails on while playing league
January 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
hi i’m back from my depressive episode how yall doin
January 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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most autistic people do not want a "cure." we are not a "pandemic." we are just human beings existing in the world. quit speaking for us
January 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
getting stoned and ordering groceries >>>
January 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
if u send me funny shit i will post it on the internet be warned
January 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
also i’m back for my REVENGE (shidpostign)
January 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
guyyyyys i’m too fuckin high lmaoooooo
January 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“tell me about urself”
me:
December 26, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Mint is just cold spicy.
December 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
i ate so many sugar cookies halp—
December 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
goin on a ‘walk’ with the cousins at the christmas party hee heeeee
December 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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good morning what a bad day to be a person
December 23, 2024 at 12:31 PM
emmit fenn sits like a certified bisexual
December 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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Sleep Token is metal for people who are extremely horny
November 30, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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I should get an award for working 12 hours and then hanging out with humans after and being charming and adorable the entire time
December 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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This is perfect on SO many levels. I can’t believe he started out as someone’s random fancast and now he’s looking like the best/most faithful adaptation since Reeve. David Corenswet is my Superman.

#superman
a man in a superman costume is standing with his hands on his hips
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December 20, 2024 at 8:46 AM
the urge to go wake up my brother to play games because we’re both home for the holidays BUT ITS ALSO 5 AM LMFAOOOO
December 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
HEATED BLANKET AND ICE CREAM. 😤🔥💯
December 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
baked as a cake watching die hard, my favorite christmas movie 😌
December 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM