Brocktoon
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Penn State’s gonna have to hire Brian Kelly. Feels like a perfect fit between shithead and shithead institution
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Penn State’s gonna have to hire Brian Kelly. Feels like a perfect fit between shithead and shithead institution
Jay Paterno is still on the Penn State Board of Trustees? School and fanbase deserves every bad thing and piece of schadenfreude that comes its way. Just rot.
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Jay Paterno is still on the Penn State Board of Trustees? School and fanbase deserves every bad thing and piece of schadenfreude that comes its way. Just rot.
Absolutely tragic what happened to his family but get all the fuck out with whatever this aw shucks nonsense is from the Trib.
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
Less than two months after four family members died in a tragic helicopter crash, Darren Bailey finds himself not only trying to rebuild his life but also his nascent campaign for the Republican nomination for Illinois governor.
Humbled by personal tragedy, Republican Darren Bailey resumes his quest for Illinois governor
Two months after four family members died in a helicopter crash, Darren Bailey is rebuilding his life and his campaign for the GOP nomination for Illinois governor.
trib.al
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Absolutely tragic what happened to his family but get all the fuck out with whatever this aw shucks nonsense is from the Trib.
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
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to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next
I didn’t plan to buy anything, but Homefield’s 67th email and text over the last few days finally did it. Can’t get enough emails and texts! Keep em coming!
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I didn’t plan to buy anything, but Homefield’s 67th email and text over the last few days finally did it. Can’t get enough emails and texts! Keep em coming!
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
There’s literally no reason on or off field for any school to hire Pat Fitzgerald. He was only made for one specific school & even that ended up growing stale by the end even before getting into him being a phony piece of shit.
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There’s literally no reason on or off field for any school to hire Pat Fitzgerald. He was only made for one specific school & even that ended up growing stale by the end even before getting into him being a phony piece of shit.
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
Chicago’s Big Ten Cowards
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Chicago’s Big Ten Cowards
What on earth is “Pat The Designer”? It’s on me for leaving a TV on more than 5 seconds before/after a kickoff.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What on earth is “Pat The Designer”? It’s on me for leaving a TV on more than 5 seconds before/after a kickoff.
Eagles lost because Philly fans don’t care about sports enough.
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Eagles lost because Philly fans don’t care about sports enough.
Surely not Philly fans performatively leaning into identity stereotypes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Surely not Philly fans performatively leaning into identity stereotypes.
Nebraska allowing IOWA to score 40 points is just the latest example post like 2001 why any Husker fan should be bullied and made fun of throwin’ dem bones or any Blackshirts-related nostalgia or pretending it means literally anything anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nebraska allowing IOWA to score 40 points is just the latest example post like 2001 why any Husker fan should be bullied and made fun of throwin’ dem bones or any Blackshirts-related nostalgia or pretending it means literally anything anymore.
Progress isn’t linear, but two absolutely wasted seasons from KU football. Same bullshit happens week after week, little impacts from early recruiting classes. 1 year audition next year for Lance to prove he can move KU past the “no longer embarrassing, but in 5-7 wins hell.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Progress isn’t linear, but two absolutely wasted seasons from KU football. Same bullshit happens week after week, little impacts from early recruiting classes. 1 year audition next year for Lance to prove he can move KU past the “no longer embarrassing, but in 5-7 wins hell.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
RICKKKKKKKK
BAAAAAAARRRNNNES
BAAAAAAARRRNNNES
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
RICKKKKKKKK
BAAAAAAARRRNNNES
BAAAAAAARRRNNNES
Surely not Rick Barnes helming a team blowing a lead against a team they should be beating.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Surely not Rick Barnes helming a team blowing a lead against a team they should be beating.
Was this a big deal at the time and do I still have this complete set? You shouldn’t even question it.
Consumers could obtain a Fiesta Coin Board from McDonald's, in which they could display each coin, alongside detailed information about that particular currency. The countries included in the promo were: Argentina, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Guatemala, Peru, and Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Was this a big deal at the time and do I still have this complete set? You shouldn’t even question it.
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Everyone who worked on the Clinton '08 campaign should be put in charge of guarding a bee
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Everyone who worked on the Clinton '08 campaign should be put in charge of guarding a bee
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Begging both parties in this relationship to do anything that is normal for people of their age bracket to do
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Begging both parties in this relationship to do anything that is normal for people of their age bracket to do
Congrats to Jon Scheyer edging out an unimpressive first win against KU missing their star player. He just needs some more talent gifted to him rounding 3rd base and he will really have something!
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Congrats to Jon Scheyer edging out an unimpressive first win against KU missing their star player. He just needs some more talent gifted to him rounding 3rd base and he will really have something!
Nothing about Jaxon Kohler that is acceptable in any way. Should be illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Nothing about Jaxon Kohler that is acceptable in any way. Should be illegal.
Congrats to Michigan State for the 37th year in a row playing the early game in the Champions Classic. Weird there’s apparently no late game this year, but MSU is there to play at 6 as per tradition.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Congrats to Michigan State for the 37th year in a row playing the early game in the Champions Classic. Weird there’s apparently no late game this year, but MSU is there to play at 6 as per tradition.
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release