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J. Puma
@broccoliwizard.bsky.social
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He/Him | Cynic | Urban Forager | PNW Plant Nerd | Liminal Cartographer | Actually a Wizard | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

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HAHAHA suck it losers!
Conan November 11, 2025 4:54 pm If Katie wins, I will be doing all of my shopping in Burien. Seattle will not be generating B&O and/or sales tax revenue from me. This is insanity. Progressives are the ones that helped get someone like Trump get elected and reelected. Now they think it's cute to double down?
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The Used Bookstore spirits were good today!
Cover of a book with a picture of a headless alchemical line drawing overlayed on a dark forest. Text reads: GEORGES BATAILLE THE SACRED CONSPIRACY THE INTERNAL PAPERS OF THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ACEPHALE AND LECTURES TO THE COLLEGE OF SOCIOLOGY
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Injecting shitty, anti-Katie Wilson, NIMBY West Seattle Blog comments directly into my veins…..
Comment by “Mike” on the West Seattle Blog: November 11, 2025 4:06 pm Oh God help us. Another lost child trying to run the City.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Not exactly a log but definitely a mysterious portal of some kind…
A moss covered tree with an opening at the bottom reminiscent of an open mouth and nose
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I freakin love this city.
View of Seattle skyline from the air. The Space Needle is to the right and the dome of Mt Rainer can be seen in the distance
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Nothing to see here, just a freakin’ HAWK on our bird feeder! Chaire, Apollon!
A white and brown hawk of some kind perched on a wrought iron bird feeder. The picture is slightly blurry as it was taken from behind the window screen.
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This is true btw.
My reply: “Haha are you kidding me? I'd rather lick my toilet brush than vote for Sara Nelson.”
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Hahah Sara yes, unsolicited texts disparaging your opponent for “lack of experience” while invoking the specter of Trump have worked SO WELL this campaign season.
Text message from Sara Nelson, running for Seattle City Council. Below a picture of Nelson: “Hi Jeremy, Council President Sara Nelson, here. The last day to vote is tomorrow. As you make your decision it's important to remember what our city was like in 2021 and the progress we've made. I am running for reelection to build on the headway we've made on public safety, clean and accessible parks, building workforce housing, and tackling the drug crisis because these are still the issues impacting our communities. With the chaos coming out of DC, now is not the time for on-the-job training. Experience and leadership matter. I hope I can earn your vote by tomorrow.”
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Two more for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social, @alexis4seattle.bsky.social, and the whole slate of progressive candidates Seattle needs right now. A TON of ppl were dropping off their ballots today, too.
Two red ballot envelopes being dropped into a ballot drop box.
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Guess who just scored an incredible Baphomet shirt at the local thrift store? (It was me I did)
Photo of a guy facing away from the camera. He’s wearing a grey wizard hat and a brown shirt with goat-headed entity Baphomet embroidered on the back.
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Fall colors look good on her.
A black dog wearing a pink harness. The dog is a shepherd leg mix with one ear up and one down. She sits nicely on the ground which is covered with fallen fall leaves.
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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IT’S HAPPENING!
Marquis theater sign: -NEPTUNE STG PRESENTS TWIN PEAKS A CONVERSATION WITH THE STARS SOLD OUT Oct. 29,2025
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Already harvested 3 gallons of autumn olives from this single tree. I’m gonna have to plant another and start an International Autumn Olive Concern with the bounty.
Lots and lots of tiny red berries on a shrub with yellow and green leaves
October 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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TIL that sorghum can be popped like popcorn and tastes just as good?
Popped sorghum grains in a skillet. They look identical to popped popcorn but are very small.
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Autumn Olive* harvest is Off the Hook this year

*not actually olives
Numerous red shimmery berries extending from a large shrub with yellowish green leaves
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Today I’m enjoying the fact that we’re finally reclaiming frogs from those Pepe/“Kek” shitheads. Here is a picture of a toad to mark the occasion.
An enormous greenish brown toad next to a stone wall. Its front right leg is extended with splayed toes.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Ok I get San Diego now
Bright orange sun setting over the ocean with a sand and rock beach in the foreground Twisted trees on a sandy field with tall palm trees and a hotel in the background. The sky is slightly overcast but a rainbow descends to the left of the trees A whitish grey sea lion with its head on a sandy rock
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Pretty decent aronia harvest from one bush. They’re so easy to grow and so productive— thinking of getting a few more bushes.
A green bowl filled with numerous small black berries, some with tiny red stems. The berries are densely packed and appear shiny.
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Hell yeah javelina! This was very exciting to see (I’m in Tucson, not Seattle, so don’t worry PNW friends, we don’t suddenly have wild peccaries).
Two javelina, dog-sized pig like animals with greyish brown fur, standing in a parking lot in front of a car and looking at the camera.
October 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I was just forced to change pharmacies to CVS (thanks and fuck you, private equity!) and they keep calling me with this shit. I have never planned to not return a call so hard in my life. Also: I have already made this “transition” in person, like a non-lunatic.
Screen capture of a voicemail transcript: “Transcription "Hi, this is an Al care manager from CVS health. I just gave you a call to discuss your transition to CVS health. Please call me back my team and I are here to support you on your path to better...'”
October 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Toursi anesti! (The Pickle is Risen!)
A gigantic dill pickle held in wooden tongs An enormous dill pickle on a black cutting board. The pickle is sliced thinly.
September 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Happy Giant Pickle Reveal Day to all who celebrate!
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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When are people going to realize the level at which mainstream dems are complicit partners in all of this?
SpongeBob SquarePants “chicken” meme with text “The Trump administration’s threats are unlawful”
September 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Timeline cleanse. She loves to lick his teeth while he viciously growls at her lol….
September 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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We have so much in common
"Epic Handshake" meme-- two massively muscular arms clasped in a handshake. Left-- white shirt. Label is "WIZARDS". Right -- red shirt. Label is "WITCHES." Over the clasped hands is "Interesting toadstools"
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM