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Brian Robinson
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If 6-7 is funny, then 12-14 should be twice as funny.

It's just basic math.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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“Sleep and circadian experts generally advocate for permanent Standard Time… Change between Standard Time and DST is not simply loss/gain of sleep, but rather misalignment between circadian and social clocks…”
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just finished a 26 page appendix in 5 languages that I've worked on off and on for 5 years.

Think I should have the rest of the day off.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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📒 NEW STUDY: “Permanent Daylight Saving Time hinders the stability of circadian rhythms, posing public health risks, especially for adolescents and evening chronotypes.” 👉 Permanent Standard Time is needed instead!
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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life when women like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"Is thus a bullshit question? Just asking!"

Very excited for my new paper with Mark Alfano and Mandi Astola to be out this week in Synthese.

link.springer.com/article/10.1...
Is this a bullshit question? Just asking! - Synthese
We develop an account of bullshit questions that draws on the literature on bullshit assertions. We distinguish bullshit questions from other sorts of anomalous questions. According to our account, bullshit questions are characterized chiefly by the indifference of the speaker to the truth of any answer she might receive. Instead, the bullshit questioner is up to something else, typically a non-interrogative illocutionary act such as introducing a presupposition, insinuating a derogatory sentiment, implying a proposition, making an accusation, or flirting. If this is right, it naturally raises the normative question of whether and how bullshit questions are wrong and whether and how bullshit questioners are blameworthy and vicious. In the final section, we address these questions, arguing that bullshit questions are pro tanto wrong because they tend to thwart inquiry, manifest the vice of epistemic insouciance (which is a disregard for truth or inquiry), express disrespect for the epistemic agency of the interlocutor, introduce epistemic malaise, and lead to the opening of dangerous inquiries by gullible audiences. We then consider some cases in which the pro tanto wrongness of bullshit questioning is arguably overridden by competing reasons.
link.springer.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I put in my portfolio for Full Prof before I finally bought my academic regalia (which I just did).
September 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.

“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
August 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’ve been dept chair for just over a week now.

I'm tired
August 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I love how journals spring proofs on you with no warning and only two days to complete them.

What if I were on vacation or at a conference?

Anyone actually know what happens if you miss the deadline for corrections?
June 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Never throw away a cable.

What else would I keep in all those drawers I never open?
I guess it might finally be time to throw away those old #FireWire adapters… #Apple #macOS #Tahoe
macOS Tahoe Beta Drops FireWire Support
June 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I made this same point in class. If all they do is cheat with ChatGPT, employers don't need them and they are wasting their time and money in college.
HONEST QUESTION:

Do undergraduates using ChatGPT on every single essay think they won’t need any skills ChatGPT can’t provide?

SECOND QUESTION:

Why would an employer hire someone to do work that ChatGPT could easily do?

You NEED to learn abilities to maneuver beyond the easy.
May 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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We are governed by absolute morons.
Germ-theory skeptic RFK Jr. goes swimming in sewage-tainted water
The National Park Services bars all swimming and wading due to the health hazard.
arstechnica.com
May 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Every year, the faculty select someone to give the Annual Faculty Lecture. This year, I was asked to give the lecture.

On Tuesday, I'll be taking about Propaganda & Cooperative Communication. Come by if you're in the area!
March 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It sure seems like the leadership of the Republican party work for Putin.

Republicans who don't like that may want to look for a new party.
March 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Today was embarrassing. Epic cringe.
March 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Pigs' perspective in Angry Birds
January 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
1460 days to go
January 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The plural of 'propaganda' should be ‘propagandae’. Right?

Figure we better get that sorted for the years ahead.
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just finished the audio book of Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus.

Is all so clear now.

Think I'll try the audio book of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason (in German) next.
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
First day back on campus after sabbatical. Computer and phone don't work.

At least my key still fit my office door.
January 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Working and writing remotely at in-laws' cottage in MI during holidays. Don't have my books or papers at hand to cite. But just downloaded Zotero on wife's laptop.

Boom. ALL my references ready to cite! How did I work before ref manager software?
December 28, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Appreciating the small modern revival of philosophical engagement with Cicero
So I'm writing on the normativity of friendship and this has led me to read more Cicero. Sometimes he's incredibly tender: 'so happy are my recollections of our friendship that I feel convinced my life has been a good one - because I spent it with Scipio.' beautiful. #philsky
November 24, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Come see my poster! Happy to talk with anyone about philosophical differences across sci disciplines and sci textbooks
The #PSA2024 Poster Forum is at 6.30pm in Acadia Ballroom. Come and explore fascinating topics. Very welcome to all grad students, some of whom are presenting for their first time. Among them the excellent Victoria Wang from @schoolofppls.bsky.social on research priorities in democratic societies.
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM