☭Bro-Ho-Ho Laren🎄
@bro-laren.bsky.social
Zesty lil t boy on the information superhighway.
Trekkie, ML, autism, ACAB, death to America.
Does not parlay with liberals or other fascists.
Trekkie, ML, autism, ACAB, death to America.
Does not parlay with liberals or other fascists.
I don't want to hear any more jokes about "bisexual sitting" until the cishets explain this shit
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I don't want to hear any more jokes about "bisexual sitting" until the cishets explain this shit
Thanks to AI we're forcefemming Uncle Sam these days
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Thanks to AI we're forcefemming Uncle Sam these days
I love her
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I love her
Lol your political party is dying, and this is your last gasp?
Pathetic
Pathetic
Halle Berry is MAGA in my book...
When someone attacks Gavin Newsom and crickets on Dump tells me everything I need to know about them/her...
When someone attacks Gavin Newsom and crickets on Dump tells me everything I need to know about them/her...
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Lol your political party is dying, and this is your last gasp?
Pathetic
Pathetic
BREAKING: Controversial author JK Rowling, 3 colleagues dead after general fecal-related drowning incident at Gender Critical convention. Developing story.
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
BREAKING: Controversial author JK Rowling, 3 colleagues dead after general fecal-related drowning incident at Gender Critical convention. Developing story.
In a time of oligarchy sometimes you must drag your personal Romanovs to the basement
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In a time of oligarchy sometimes you must drag your personal Romanovs to the basement
Wild that they'd just put a big ol rock up in the sky
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wild that they'd just put a big ol rock up in the sky
Sleepy Alt girls🥵
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sleepy Alt girls🥵
Won't someone please think of the military
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Won't someone please think of the military
The classic hasbara talking point: "hey, you're a faggot, right?"
We dont know how many Hamas members are hiding inside schools or healthcare facilities.
Let me ask you something since you are lgbtq, your people get thrown off of buildings for being gay, they shoot innocent Palestinians for being suspected of betraying Hamas when they didnt do shit.
Let me ask you something since you are lgbtq, your people get thrown off of buildings for being gay, they shoot innocent Palestinians for being suspected of betraying Hamas when they didnt do shit.
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The classic hasbara talking point: "hey, you're a faggot, right?"
Oh no you don't
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh no you don't
Big 11/24 energy and it's rancid
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Big 11/24 energy and it's rancid
If I lost all my money right now it'd be a couple hundred bucks. How much do they really think we have to lose at this point
Oh no not the money
You sure do know that your money in the bank is gone forever then?
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If I lost all my money right now it'd be a couple hundred bucks. How much do they really think we have to lose at this point
Oh no not the money
You sure do know that your money in the bank is gone forever then?
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh no not the money
Don, wee now. Our gay apparel.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Don, wee now. Our gay apparel.
I'm at the bar and kissed my boyfriend thanks to this skeet thank u
FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm at the bar and kissed my boyfriend thanks to this skeet thank u
Hey Google, I'm tired, can Gemini fuck my wife for me
"I'm real, I have feelings" says your chat gpt written dating app bio.
"I like deep conversations" says the plagiarism robot you ordered to introduce yourself to strangers because you couldn't be bothered to string together 3 sentences yourself.
"I like deep conversations" says the plagiarism robot you ordered to introduce yourself to strangers because you couldn't be bothered to string together 3 sentences yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey Google, I'm tired, can Gemini fuck my wife for me
"I'm real, I have feelings" says your chat gpt written dating app bio.
"I like deep conversations" says the plagiarism robot you ordered to introduce yourself to strangers because you couldn't be bothered to string together 3 sentences yourself.
"I like deep conversations" says the plagiarism robot you ordered to introduce yourself to strangers because you couldn't be bothered to string together 3 sentences yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"I'm real, I have feelings" says your chat gpt written dating app bio.
"I like deep conversations" says the plagiarism robot you ordered to introduce yourself to strangers because you couldn't be bothered to string together 3 sentences yourself.
"I like deep conversations" says the plagiarism robot you ordered to introduce yourself to strangers because you couldn't be bothered to string together 3 sentences yourself.
Ugh the loony left, anyways blaming the oppressor for the oppression🙄
Can we just acknowledge those kids in Afghanistan had their share of responsibility for being bombed to death? We need a culture of accountability here, people!
Can we just acknowledge those kids in Afghanistan had their share of responsibility for being bombed to death? We need a culture of accountability here, people!
leftists always think the side with more power should take the entirity of the blame.
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ugh the loony left, anyways blaming the oppressor for the oppression🙄
Can we just acknowledge those kids in Afghanistan had their share of responsibility for being bombed to death? We need a culture of accountability here, people!
Can we just acknowledge those kids in Afghanistan had their share of responsibility for being bombed to death? We need a culture of accountability here, people!
It's a strong floor because the boards are laid across our backs
I get that it's all marketing but the whole "strong floor no ceiling" is not very compelling to me since having no ceiling is how we end up with a political system where billionaires can kick out the floor from under us.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's a strong floor because the boards are laid across our backs
See you nerds later I'm about to hit it big💰💰💰
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
See you nerds later I'm about to hit it big💰💰💰
*sad trombones/wet farts*
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
*sad trombones/wet farts*
Perfect analogy for neoliberalism
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Perfect analogy for neoliberalism