Brittany ✨
@brittmc88.bsky.social
Counseling. Blue dot in a sea of red. BYMB. HR at the Tortured Poets Dept. 🪩
Jefferson County and Shelby County AL locals: It’s looking awfully ICEy off Lorna Rd in Hoover and in Pelham. Stay safe.
January 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Jefferson County and Shelby County AL locals: It’s looking awfully ICEy off Lorna Rd in Hoover and in Pelham. Stay safe.
My nervous system is currently under the impression that I’m about to be attacked by a wild animal, so I’m going to throw it off by popping a Warhead and then faking it until
I make it.
I make it.
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My nervous system is currently under the impression that I’m about to be attacked by a wild animal, so I’m going to throw it off by popping a Warhead and then faking it until
I make it.
I make it.
I’m leery of going fully goblin mode on any app because then I start having people I know (and don’t want) following me.
January 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m leery of going fully goblin mode on any app because then I start having people I know (and don’t want) following me.
I just saw a video of a bobcat kitten and honestly they have no business being as cute as they are.
January 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I just saw a video of a bobcat kitten and honestly they have no business being as cute as they are.
El oh el I ran out of my house without a Zyrtec or my adhd meds so apparently we are just going to be unhinged today.
December 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
El oh el I ran out of my house without a Zyrtec or my adhd meds so apparently we are just going to be unhinged today.
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i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
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The Supreme Court: The President has full immunity now
Joe Biden: *Pardons son*
Everyone: Wait
Joe Biden: *Pardons son*
Everyone: Wait
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 PM
The Supreme Court: The President has full immunity now
Joe Biden: *Pardons son*
Everyone: Wait
Joe Biden: *Pardons son*
Everyone: Wait
Bag secured and back in bed with a cat perched on me. I am recognizing that downing a Celsius while in the cold however was a ✨choice✨
November 29, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Bag secured and back in bed with a cat perched on me. I am recognizing that downing a Celsius while in the cold however was a ✨choice✨
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Got a steroid shot so that I can bust through the walls at work like the Kool Aid Man once it and my Vyvanse combined 💪🏻
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Got a steroid shot so that I can bust through the walls at work like the Kool Aid Man once it and my Vyvanse combined 💪🏻
Brb gonna go scream into the void
November 21, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Brb gonna go scream into the void
I don’t know how I got onto the part of TikTok where southern maga women fully believe that liberal women are going to jump them… ma’am we don’t care about you enough to jump you. We have other shit to do. Kthanks.
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I don’t know how I got onto the part of TikTok where southern maga women fully believe that liberal women are going to jump them… ma’am we don’t care about you enough to jump you. We have other shit to do. Kthanks.
I promise my posts do get more interesting, I have just been cooped up sick all weekend. Have a scrap blanket WIP for tax.
November 18, 2024 at 5:31 AM
I promise my posts do get more interesting, I have just been cooped up sick all weekend. Have a scrap blanket WIP for tax.
Parenting is truly wild because explain to me how I accidentally made my biggest bully? Kid took my glasses off my face and hid them in the middle of our patterned rug. Reader, I can’t see well enough to find them when they are on the rug.
November 16, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Parenting is truly wild because explain to me how I accidentally made my biggest bully? Kid took my glasses off my face and hid them in the middle of our patterned rug. Reader, I can’t see well enough to find them when they are on the rug.
EL OH EL I went to Eras and came home healthy but a kids birthday party got me Covid??
November 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM
EL OH EL I went to Eras and came home healthy but a kids birthday party got me Covid??
I wish everyone a very please don’t catch norovirus, I’m convinced it does nothing but get harder the older you get.
November 14, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I wish everyone a very please don’t catch norovirus, I’m convinced it does nothing but get harder the older you get.
Listen having a 13-month-old is cool and all but no one warned me about the whole walking thing.
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Listen having a 13-month-old is cool and all but no one warned me about the whole walking thing.
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This is not the America The Chicks wanted for us
November 13, 2024 at 1:32 PM
This is not the America The Chicks wanted for us
If you see this, post a concert pic you took:
Indy Eras, Night 2
Indy Eras, Night 2
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took:
Indy Eras, Night 2
Indy Eras, Night 2
But daddy I love him
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
But daddy I love him
There’s already a fatal flaw with Threads - too many IRLs that I don’t want seeing my every unhinged thought are able to instantly follow because they follow on insta. 😵💫
July 6, 2023 at 1:56 PM
There’s already a fatal flaw with Threads - too many IRLs that I don’t want seeing my every unhinged thought are able to instantly follow because they follow on insta. 😵💫
Getting set up on a new social media account is always an experience, so have my cat in a box.
July 2, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Getting set up on a new social media account is always an experience, so have my cat in a box.