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brittanie shey
@brittanieshey.bsky.social
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writer, knitter, pottymouth
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there aint a single thought in this brain
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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you know who else's comedy show got cancelled because of their political views?
the musical-comedy duo the smothers brothers
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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being an american rn
Karen, Chantel's mom from 90 Day Fiance, saying "Things are about to get a little bit more stipider."
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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last night i watched a 2012 ben affleck movie (argo) and every time ol ben was on the screen the only thing i could think of was his enourmous, really bad back tattoo

like knowing this picture exists really took me out of the movie lmao
ben afflleck's massive, ugly back tattoo (it's a phoenix)
August 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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mentally im here
a sign for a street called butts road
August 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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#astros fans rn
August 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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already the funniest line ever uttered on housewives #rhoslc
one housewife in salt lake city calling another a "gout dick sucker" in a screencap from the show.
August 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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for example, here is the cast of the real housewives of miami over seven seasons
August 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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a white MAGA-styled baseball hat on which MAGA stands for "molesters are granted amnesty"
August 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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welcome home, king
astroas relief pitcher hector neris celebrating a strikeout by yelling and pounding his chest. he's wearing a dark blue uniform that reads "space city"
July 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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damn near got my sweater done. lets go #astros
a red, white and blue handknit sweater in progress, laying in a fluffy white rug. the sleeves and hem of the sweater are not yet knit.
July 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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y'all know what time it is 🍬🧶⚾️
A read and blue hand-knit sweater in progress sitting in the foreground while the Astros baseball game plays in the background.
June 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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lmao incredible
www.reddit.com/r/zines/comm...
pages from a zine called "Teen Creep Magazine" styled like a 1990s teens tabloid with articles on P Diddy, Neil Gaiman and Russell Brand
June 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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directly into the solar eclipse
Trump staring and pointing at a solar eclipse without protective eyewear.
June 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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john whitmire is an idiot (emphasis mine)

www.axios.com/local/housto...
houston mayor john whitmire telling the press he will not tolerate CIVIL disobediance
June 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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willi castro said trans pride <3
minnesota baseball player willi castro wearing the trans pride flag eyeblack on his face during a major league baseball game on June 7.
June 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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few things feel better than a fresh new set. you cant tell me nothin with these
a woman’s hand with a fresh new manicure, an abstract design in purple and olive green a woman’s hand with a fresh new manicure, an abstract design in purple and olive green
June 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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abby at her lookout perch
a black and white dog with curtains draped over her head looking out a cracked window at pedestrians on the street
June 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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time for baseball and knitting
May 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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????????? MARCH ????????????
FEMA announced that federal disaster assistance is available to the state of Texas to supplement recovery efforts in the areas affected by severe storms and flooding from March 26–28, 2025.
May 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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this pissed me off so bad
a four-way shart of which m uppets have gender and which muppets fuck. gonzo is in the "has gender, doesn't fuck" corner which is canonically wrong
May 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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the pond.fountain at the us embassy in london was dyed red this morning

www.reddit.com/r/london/com...
April 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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see?
April 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM