Brittney
@britl.bsky.social
I’d rather be playing D&D. Reads too many romance & fantasy books. Science/Conservation Comms and Digital Marketer. Chaotic Neutral, She/Her. 💝🏳️🌈 Lover of big earrings, bad movies, & tulle skirts. Stay hydrated!
📍 Amiskwaciwâskahikan / Edmonton
📍 Amiskwaciwâskahikan / Edmonton
We need a heist movie where Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard play adult twins doing some sort of caper.
January 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
We need a heist movie where Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard play adult twins doing some sort of caper.
TIL that CBC Radio-Canada has an ASCII art logo in their source code. Whomever is responsible for this, you're rad as heck.
June 13, 2024 at 4:36 PM
TIL that CBC Radio-Canada has an ASCII art logo in their source code. Whomever is responsible for this, you're rad as heck.
Babe wake up, new waifu's just dropped. Also don't sleep on Mira, the train employee mascot.
March 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Babe wake up, new waifu's just dropped. Also don't sleep on Mira, the train employee mascot.
I ordered the same mouse I ordered a few years ago because it was dying. But apparently it’s more “hardcore” now.
January 30, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I ordered the same mouse I ordered a few years ago because it was dying. But apparently it’s more “hardcore” now.
This is my inbox zero. Inbox zero is impossible, but clearing out copious articles? I did it.
January 3, 2024 at 5:31 PM
This is my inbox zero. Inbox zero is impossible, but clearing out copious articles? I did it.
I literally was like “hey, thanks for not accusing me of trying to burn sick days or take extra holiday time” and he was like: what the FUCK? No
December 13, 2023 at 6:41 PM
I literally was like “hey, thanks for not accusing me of trying to burn sick days or take extra holiday time” and he was like: what the FUCK? No
I downloaded my Twitter data (took forever) and they have folders of all the images you've sent in DM's, tweets, etc. I clicked a random one and it really sums things up
December 6, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I downloaded my Twitter data (took forever) and they have folders of all the images you've sent in DM's, tweets, etc. I clicked a random one and it really sums things up
I was at Dollarama and the staff member needed to unlock the self-checkout. They entered their code and then used THEIR FINGERPRINT to finish unlocking it!
In WHAT WORLD does DOLLARAMA need biometric data from staff? They aren't dealing in state secrets!
In WHAT WORLD does DOLLARAMA need biometric data from staff? They aren't dealing in state secrets!
November 29, 2023 at 8:06 PM
I was at Dollarama and the staff member needed to unlock the self-checkout. They entered their code and then used THEIR FINGERPRINT to finish unlocking it!
In WHAT WORLD does DOLLARAMA need biometric data from staff? They aren't dealing in state secrets!
In WHAT WORLD does DOLLARAMA need biometric data from staff? They aren't dealing in state secrets!
Based on the posters on Letterboxd, Oppenheimer looks like it belongs in the Hunger Games universe.
November 19, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Based on the posters on Letterboxd, Oppenheimer looks like it belongs in the Hunger Games universe.
I can’t handle dealing with all this inflation anymore. I’m starting to see why Jean Valjean did it.
October 25, 2023 at 8:46 PM
I can’t handle dealing with all this inflation anymore. I’m starting to see why Jean Valjean did it.
Sometimes you check measurements for everything else in your order except the bowls you’ve seen in store before. Unfortunately, those salad bowls were not the bowls on the website and now you have tiny bowls.
October 3, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Sometimes you check measurements for everything else in your order except the bowls you’ve seen in store before. Unfortunately, those salad bowls were not the bowls on the website and now you have tiny bowls.
Some of my favourite public art from wandering around downtown Winnipeg this past week.
September 20, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Some of my favourite public art from wandering around downtown Winnipeg this past week.
Baldur’s Gate con: an NPC called me a cuck today
On the pro column, I opened the inventory of a kid selling newspapers on the street so I could trade with them and I fucking love this game
On the pro column, I opened the inventory of a kid selling newspapers on the street so I could trade with them and I fucking love this game
September 7, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Baldur’s Gate con: an NPC called me a cuck today
On the pro column, I opened the inventory of a kid selling newspapers on the street so I could trade with them and I fucking love this game
On the pro column, I opened the inventory of a kid selling newspapers on the street so I could trade with them and I fucking love this game
First day back after a long weekend vibes.
September 5, 2023 at 1:39 PM
First day back after a long weekend vibes.
This poor baby was trying to join the backyard pizza party but she didn’t have an invite.
August 12, 2023 at 3:37 AM
This poor baby was trying to join the backyard pizza party but she didn’t have an invite.
Not one, but two unhinged swans in this front yard.
August 8, 2023 at 5:33 AM
Not one, but two unhinged swans in this front yard.
Watching the little fire cat this weekend. He survived a fire many years ago and has tiny ears, a little patch missing on his nose and by one of his legs. He is an old man with very specific needs and he’s adorable.
July 8, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Watching the little fire cat this weekend. He survived a fire many years ago and has tiny ears, a little patch missing on his nose and by one of his legs. He is an old man with very specific needs and he’s adorable.
The bar is currently sitting lower than hell. Literally your partner knowing and calling you the correct name should be a fucking default and you shouldn’t think you’re an asshole for wanting that. Complete strangers have more respect for you than he does.
July 6, 2023 at 8:14 AM
The bar is currently sitting lower than hell. Literally your partner knowing and calling you the correct name should be a fucking default and you shouldn’t think you’re an asshole for wanting that. Complete strangers have more respect for you than he does.
I don’t have a favourite and if I did why would it be this sweet angel who cuddles up to me while I’m reading and doesn’t bark at me?
July 2, 2023 at 4:32 PM
I don’t have a favourite and if I did why would it be this sweet angel who cuddles up to me while I’m reading and doesn’t bark at me?