@bristermitten.me
reposting some of my banger tweets on blue sky because I am pathetic and desperate for approval from strangers online
December 11, 2024 at 4:24 PM
reposting some of my banger tweets on blue sky because I am pathetic and desperate for approval from strangers online
Using "Grok" to explain a joke I didn't understand. Very helpful!
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Using "Grok" to explain a joke I didn't understand. Very helpful!
New stupid unfunny gimmick feature just dropped
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
New stupid unfunny gimmick feature just dropped
today I walked 6km and had sushi for lunch :)
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
today I walked 6km and had sushi for lunch :)
my brain is rotten to the core
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
my brain is rotten to the core
Reposted
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
i have hated all 3288 days of being on this god forsaken app
i have hated all 3288 days of being on this god forsaken app
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
i have hated all 3288 days of being on this god forsaken app
i have hated all 3288 days of being on this god forsaken app
Everything is hygienic
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Everything is hygienic
imagine if the lyrics to that ksi song were “from the hawk tuah spit on that thing”
haha, just kidding folks. hope yall are having a wonderful day! 😄
haha, just kidding folks. hope yall are having a wonderful day! 😄
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
imagine if the lyrics to that ksi song were “from the hawk tuah spit on that thing”
haha, just kidding folks. hope yall are having a wonderful day! 😄
haha, just kidding folks. hope yall are having a wonderful day! 😄
This label on my toilet paper pisses me off so bad because wtf is the life hack?? “Buy our product”???
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
This label on my toilet paper pisses me off so bad because wtf is the life hack?? “Buy our product”???
hello everyone please like my “tweet” (formerly known as xeet (formerly known as post (formerly known as bleet)))
October 21, 2024 at 1:30 PM
hello everyone please like my “tweet” (formerly known as xeet (formerly known as post (formerly known as bleet)))
say my name.
you’re heisenberg
say my pronouns
he/they
you’re goddamn right
you’re heisenberg
say my pronouns
he/they
you’re goddamn right
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
say my name.
you’re heisenberg
say my pronouns
he/they
you’re goddamn right
you’re heisenberg
say my pronouns
he/they
you’re goddamn right
backtracking to “the bar” after reaching level 18 to see the new area I’ve unlocked 😎🔥
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
backtracking to “the bar” after reaching level 18 to see the new area I’ve unlocked 😎🔥
Implemented perhaps my prettiest error message yet!! It suggests fixes for typos AND potential missing imports
Still needs a lot of work - notably being able to report multiple name errors at once, and not just blowing up as soon as a single typo is made - but so far so good!!
Still needs a lot of work - notably being able to report multiple name errors at once, and not just blowing up as soon as a single typo is made - but so far so good!!
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Implemented perhaps my prettiest error message yet!! It suggests fixes for typos AND potential missing imports
Still needs a lot of work - notably being able to report multiple name errors at once, and not just blowing up as soon as a single typo is made - but so far so good!!
Still needs a lot of work - notably being able to report multiple name errors at once, and not just blowing up as soon as a single typo is made - but so far so good!!
As a feminist I consider all olives queens
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
As a feminist I consider all olives queens
After years of grinding I’m finally *technically* a professional overwatch player 🥲
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
After years of grinding I’m finally *technically* a professional overwatch player 🥲
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
When you build your house on sticks all it takes is a gust of wind to make it crumble
(This message is too deep for the average person to understand)
(This message is too deep for the average person to understand)
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
When you build your house on sticks all it takes is a gust of wind to make it crumble
(This message is too deep for the average person to understand)
(This message is too deep for the average person to understand)
Streets are calling me “the guy that burned the rice” the way that I… well… umm
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Streets are calling me “the guy that burned the rice” the way that I… well… umm
she shaking her protein till i give her a protein shake (sex joke)
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
she shaking her protein till i give her a protein shake (sex joke)
call me a apple based baked dessert the way i crumble when i get spooned
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
call me a apple based baked dessert the way i crumble when i get spooned
Favourite albums of 2023 :3
If you disagree with any of these i hope you die
If you disagree with any of these i hope you die
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Favourite albums of 2023 :3
If you disagree with any of these i hope you die
If you disagree with any of these i hope you die
Merry christmas to all. Time for a fine day of insulting strangers online
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Merry christmas to all. Time for a fine day of insulting strangers online