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little did we realize, that free and easy access to information would also mean free and easy access to bad information
October 10, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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May 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch
September 28, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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“You kids better not be going gentle into that good night down there!”
April 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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some books are pretty good and all but some books you’re straight up lonely when you finish them
January 30, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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I wish my dog had thumbs so we could text
July 11, 2023 at 1:48 PM
If you don't like jury duty, someone else that does should be able to volunteer as tribute.
January 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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To me, the conclusive proof that there is no god is the fact that raccoons look like that and clearly should be my friends but they will give me rabies
January 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.
December 29, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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I miss song lyric away messages on AIM. I can’t say my feelings I want vague melancholy lyrics to do it for me!
January 7, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Sexiest Man Alive implies there’s an even sexier corpse that needs to be excluded from consideration
November 22, 2023 at 12:25 PM
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it’s cool to watch a tortoise lumber around. what’s he thinkin
January 6, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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ME: [convincing my boyfriend to buy himself a new laptop so I have a laptop to play the Sims 4 on when I visit] I just think you need a new computer
December 23, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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more writers doing stuff like this and fewer writers whining about cancel culture imo
November 29, 2023 at 2:51 PM
My brother gave me a gummy and some cocktails and now my niece wants to play Wii tennis.
November 19, 2023 at 8:51 PM
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“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
November 4, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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October 29, 2023 at 12:17 AM
No QB, no RB, WR2 out, and Flex on IR. It's official: my nephew is Taco. #fantasy #espn #theleague
October 24, 2023 at 4:44 AM
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There is one thing and one thing only that will end a strike quickly and with a fair deal:

Unwaving solidarity from the membership.

That’s how the WGA won.
That’s how SAG-AFTRA will win.

Ignore the rumors, and go get the deal you deserve. #SagAftraStrong
October 22, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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I love hiking but you can’t tell me it isn’t some masochistic shit. Hiking beats you up so bad you’ll be sitting on a log saying things like “thank you, log, I needed to sit”
October 15, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol
October 11, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Almost drank out of a mug that says "glamorous" and I don't think I could come back from that.
October 13, 2023 at 3:15 AM