Boomer from Skylanders
@bring-the-boom.bsky.social
Blow it up! (Parody, not affiliated with Activision)
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Blow stuff up!!
QOTD
Your muse has been trapped in the medieval era! There’s no escape! This is their life now.
So - what do they do?
Your muse has been trapped in the medieval era! There’s no escape! This is their life now.
So - what do they do?
a knight wearing chain mail and a helmet with a cross on his face
ALT: a knight wearing chain mail and a helmet with a cross on his face
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March 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Blow stuff up!!
Yeah! Cuz there's less of em!
-I....what????-
Smaller things are easier to count!!
March 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yeah! Cuz there's less of em!
Smaller things are easier to count!!
-Alright, for all those people telling me "It's okay to be small"-
-Go ahead and tell me how being small would be better than being big-
-Yeah, I thought so-
-Go ahead and tell me how being small would be better than being big-
-Yeah, I thought so-
March 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Smaller things are easier to count!!
No, but you can bet I'm gonna soon!!!
March 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
No, but you can bet I'm gonna soon!!!
Reposted by Boomer from Skylanders
DELTARUNE TOMORROW
March 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
DELTARUNE TOMORROW
But did you try?
V: “that wouldn’t help”
November 5, 2024 at 10:19 PM
But did you try?
You try blowing it up!?!??
V: “sorry for the lack of parody related stuff recently…theres a bit of a problem…”
November 5, 2024 at 9:35 PM
You try blowing it up!?!??
Untrue! My parents didn’t abandon me!!! I abandoned my parents!!!!!
𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 . . .
𝐀𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 .
𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 ?
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 .
𝐀𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 .
𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 ?
𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 .
November 3, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Untrue! My parents didn’t abandon me!!! I abandoned my parents!!!!!
Okay!!!!!!!
November 3, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Okay!!!!!!!
Reposted by Boomer from Skylanders
The undead element wishes you a happy Halloween
October 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
The undead element wishes you a happy Halloween
I blow stuff up!!!
October 30, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I blow stuff up!!!
Still here! Still blowin stuff up!! BOOM!!
October 29, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Still here! Still blowin stuff up!! BOOM!!
I forget now!!
<Herobrine> Why are you disappointed?
I’m very disappointed!!
October 27, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I forget now!!
This guys a moron!
October 27, 2024 at 5:49 AM
This guys a moron!
I’m very disappointed!!
October 27, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I’m very disappointed!!
People say I’d make a good figurine!
October 26, 2024 at 11:16 PM
People say I’d make a good figurine!
I am definitely NOT bombing the local sheep population!!!
<Herobrine> What is everybody up to currently? I'm currently building! (though I've never been the best at it)
October 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I am definitely NOT bombing the local sheep population!!!
October 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
They look like they got a pretty normal temperature?
<Herobrine> Well like- am I in the wrong for finding their designs hot?!
Oh.
October 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
They look like they got a pretty normal temperature?
Oh.
<Herobrine> They're basically just a form of robot
Anima-who-now?
October 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Oh.
Anima-who-now?
<Herobrine> These newer animatronics, I got called a freak for finding them hot
October 24, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Anima-who-now?