Brian Maguire
@brimaguire.bsky.social
They're locking them up today.
They're throwing away the key.
I wonder who it will be tomorrow, you or me?
They're throwing away the key.
I wonder who it will be tomorrow, you or me?
I guess you’re not from Chicago then.
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I guess you’re not from Chicago then.
Chinese? Japanese? Legs? Knees?
Schlemiel? Schlimazel?
Schlemiel? Schlimazel?
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Chinese? Japanese? Legs? Knees?
Schlemiel? Schlimazel?
Schlemiel? Schlimazel?
Like, for instance, hash brownies.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Like, for instance, hash brownies.
Like a piece of poached salmon
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Like a piece of poached salmon
100 on this. Tip for excellent crust: add a little vodka to the dough.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
100 on this. Tip for excellent crust: add a little vodka to the dough.
Anyone who claims not to like the Beatles is doing performatively.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Anyone who claims not to like the Beatles is doing performatively.
So, I take it Mamdani isn't a communist now? On top of all the other terrible things he is, trump is about as sturdy as paper mache.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
So, I take it Mamdani isn't a communist now? On top of all the other terrible things he is, trump is about as sturdy as paper mache.
The smartest people in the world will ask you right away when they don’t know something.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The smartest people in the world will ask you right away when they don’t know something.
let's not forget the dozens of vacations
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
let's not forget the dozens of vacations
Haven't shopped there since March. The stock is down this year 37% as of the close today.
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Haven't shopped there since March. The stock is down this year 37% as of the close today.
It surprises me that she didn't end her remarks with "so, yeah."
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It surprises me that she didn't end her remarks with "so, yeah."
New shit has come to light, man!
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
New shit has come to light, man!
Yes, it’s dangerous out there. Someone might tell him he’s not funny.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yes, it’s dangerous out there. Someone might tell him he’s not funny.
These guys. Their entire life is pissing and moaning.
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
These guys. Their entire life is pissing and moaning.
the conductor getting kicked in the head. 😄
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the conductor getting kicked in the head. 😄
Tim Robinson voice: “AT. ALL!”
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tim Robinson voice: “AT. ALL!”