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Brian Maguire
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They're locking them up today.
They're throwing away the key.
I wonder who it will be tomorrow, you or me?
Pinned
Coco versus dinosaur.
I’m looking forward to John Travolta’s Santa Claus Face-Off parody commercial.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After years of using these, even when they’re labeled H and C, I still have to experiment with which way is hot and which way is cold.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Rest in peace, Sean Duffy and Fox News
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
*Sigh*. I'm old enough to remember that the media and all political discourse in this country halted for 10 days because Barack Obama said it was stupid for the police to arrest Henry Louis Gates for trying to break into his own home.
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Repost one hundred thousand times.
He’s not the problem…
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump pulling out all the stops for Saudi crown prince for first White House visit since Khashoggi killing - CNN

Ah, yes. The “sensitive dynamic” of brazenly corrupt selfdealing in the White House. RIP Jimmy Carter’s peanut farm.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Republican health care plan emerges.
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hats off to Manny’s
Love this….Manny’s Deli in Chicago will be feeding the community that needs help starting Monday….this is the way 💪 since our government/MAGAs want people to starve
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Courtesy of the party of freedom of speech absolutionists.

Man finally released a month after absurd arrest for reposting Trump meme - Ars Technica
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
As heartbreaking as it is disgraceful and it’s bound to happen to most of us.
Retired couple (teacher & union carpenter) on ACA premiums skyrocketing — from $443/month to $2,224/month: “It's like buying another house and trying to pay for two houses at the same time… without the subsidy we honestly don’t know what we’re gonna do.” #TrumpShutdown
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
At 22 Yesavage has 12 strikeouts in game 5 of the World Series.
At 22 I was working at a record store.
Where were you at 22?
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
As usual, all deference and benefit of a doubt to the illegal actions of the most corrupt president in American history. Why is it this framing and not “trump destroys White House” or “trump illegally demolishes East Wing of White House”? Sure, give him another pass.
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"It’s my howl of rage and despair and I’m proud of it. I just wish it was less relevant, and could be superceded by a more positive refrain."
I Wanna Destroy You
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I Wanna Destroy You
I don’t really write political songs.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
On top exploiting the hard work of your favorite musicians, they’re accepting ICE advertising money.
#cancelSpotify
Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.

THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
October 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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NO KINGS Edgewater neighborhood, Chicago · No Kings
We are doing it again. We had about 1,000 people peacefully protesting at the last Edgewater No Kings Rally. While mainly a crowd of seniors, some with assistive devices, all ages are welcome. We w...
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October 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social hey there. Go fuck yourself in the ballroom
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM