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@briantist.bsky.social
he/him
日本語🆖️
Formerly twitter.com/tachycardigan
日本語🆖️
Formerly twitter.com/tachycardigan
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Good morning! Reminder: if it sucks, hit da bricks!
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Good morning! Reminder: if it sucks, hit da bricks!
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Just yesterday I was thinking about how, when social media platforms rolled out algorithms, everyone was like “we don’t want that.” And they were like “no no, trust us, the data says you do; it’ll be great.” Now not only are the algorithms not great, they sucked the life out of everything
May 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just yesterday I was thinking about how, when social media platforms rolled out algorithms, everyone was like “we don’t want that.” And they were like “no no, trust us, the data says you do; it’ll be great.” Now not only are the algorithms not great, they sucked the life out of everything
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underrated thing to do on vacation is "nothing but in a different place"
February 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
underrated thing to do on vacation is "nothing but in a different place"
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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they're coming out with Pepsi Thick
February 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
they're coming out with Pepsi Thick
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Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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in the divorce i get custody of the little plate in the microwave
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
in the divorce i get custody of the little plate in the microwave
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do you ever think about the way technology went and get so mad
December 11, 2024 at 2:34 AM
do you ever think about the way technology went and get so mad
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I think it's cool that AI doesn't work and is an ecological disaster but what if the ideas of what to do with it were also absolute dogshit?
December 11, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I think it's cool that AI doesn't work and is an ecological disaster but what if the ideas of what to do with it were also absolute dogshit?
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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since im not visiting family this year i turned motion smoothing on on all my TVs last night so i can turn it off today
November 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
since im not visiting family this year i turned motion smoothing on on all my TVs last night so i can turn it off today
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The key reason the utopia version of the matrix failed was humanity could not imagine a world where succotash didn't suffer
November 2, 2024 at 10:58 PM
The key reason the utopia version of the matrix failed was humanity could not imagine a world where succotash didn't suffer
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Maybe the best logo I’ve ever seen
October 18, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Maybe the best logo I’ve ever seen
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Quoth the baby shoe, neverworn.
October 22, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Quoth the baby shoe, neverworn.
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how much sick do you plan on being next year babe? like $4000?
October 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
how much sick do you plan on being next year babe? like $4000?
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Goldman Sachs feels like what rich people say instead of 'Deez nuts'
October 2, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Goldman Sachs feels like what rich people say instead of 'Deez nuts'
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NEWTON: *uses prism to separate sunlight into its constituent wavelengths*
Hmm...
*makes note*
[Sun gay?]
Hmm...
*makes note*
[Sun gay?]
September 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
NEWTON: *uses prism to separate sunlight into its constituent wavelengths*
Hmm...
*makes note*
[Sun gay?]
Hmm...
*makes note*
[Sun gay?]
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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.
September 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.
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Just saw my first Cybertruck. It bumped a curb parallel parking and exploded, giving me 1 XP and 1x Scrap Metal that merchants will not buy from me and takes up two inventory squares :(
August 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Just saw my first Cybertruck. It bumped a curb parallel parking and exploded, giving me 1 XP and 1x Scrap Metal that merchants will not buy from me and takes up two inventory squares :(