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Brian Lauber
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Baker Biker Coder Bri
The Government has been shutdown for a total of 130 days throughout all of U.S. history. Trump is responsible for 77 of these days, or 59.2%.

Trump's share is continuing to increase.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
SNAP benefits are halting soon.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm not sure who created this one, but I need to share it because it's too perfect:
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
STONKS!
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Addiction ended with FENTANYL. Now TYLENOL is my hard drug.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are being deported from Heaven.
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Share your ideas for "No Kings" protest signs here!
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This certainly explains a lot about the manosphere.
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You want to eat the forbidden ice cream.

#Pringles #StarKist #Tuna #IceCream
October 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Trump announces 2028 presidential run.
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Addiction ended with Fentanyl. Now Tylenol is my hard drug.
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Trump and Epstein: BFFs Forever! 🫶
September 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Subway should start selling an 18" sub in DC and market it as a WMD. (Weapon of Mass Deliciousness)
August 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It comes as no surprise that Trump singlehandedly plunged us into a new war.

Republicans: are you happy that you sold your souls for this guy?
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
June 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are being deported from Heaven.
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Trump thinking about all that tariff money he's gonna get from the smoke entering the US.
May 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No, #tamagotchi. I can't afford "item fun" because Trump crashed the global economy.
April 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
BREAKING NEWS: The horse has blown up the hospital.
April 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
What's your prediction for the stock market tomorrow?
April 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So... Addresses on 17th St NW in Washington, DC are suddenly showing up in another language on Google Maps?
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What's our band name?
February 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I sure hope Lavos is finally waking up!
February 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Apparently, Trump's latest foreign policy involves making a menacing face at our neighbors and then punching himself in the balls aggressively.
February 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM