Brian Kelley
@briankelley.bsky.social
I’m going to write what I want to on here.
Happy birthday to labor and to me!
September 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Happy birthday to labor and to me!
Does this analogy make sense or…?
November 14, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Does this analogy make sense or…?
If you’re in New York, and you want to come, hit me up, I can get you in for free.
September 23, 2024 at 12:03 PM
If you’re in New York, and you want to come, hit me up, I can get you in for free.
It’s time for the peaceful transfer of Joes.
July 21, 2024 at 6:36 PM
It’s time for the peaceful transfer of Joes.
RIP Peter Niles Kelley 1956-2024
July 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
RIP Peter Niles Kelley 1956-2024
O.J. Simpson dies at 76 and we have a live picture on his escort into the afterlife.
April 11, 2024 at 10:34 PM
O.J. Simpson dies at 76 and we have a live picture on his escort into the afterlife.
He’s not dead, he’s OJ
April 11, 2024 at 3:14 PM
He’s not dead, he’s OJ
OJ Simpson has died after a lengthy battle with his oddly shaped cancer
April 11, 2024 at 3:04 PM
OJ Simpson has died after a lengthy battle with his oddly shaped cancer
Of course the year I start talking to a woman long distance is the year this shit happens 🏳️🌈
March 13, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Of course the year I start talking to a woman long distance is the year this shit happens 🏳️🌈
Whenever I see one of these I put my ****hole up to the finger
January 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Whenever I see one of these I put my ****hole up to the finger
Doctors hate this man!
January 19, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Doctors hate this man!
Merry Christmas Everyone
December 25, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Merry Christmas Everyone
It’s really not the time for this bullshit but someone put it in my feed anyways.
October 15, 2023 at 7:23 PM
It’s really not the time for this bullshit but someone put it in my feed anyways.
He just like me fr
October 3, 2023 at 1:59 PM
He just like me fr
Trying to feed AI a steady diet of baby me.
October 2, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Trying to feed AI a steady diet of baby me.
When you’re a fat guy but you have an appropriately-sized coat.
September 30, 2023 at 12:18 PM
When you’re a fat guy but you have an appropriately-sized coat.
I know who I’m inviting
September 8, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I know who I’m inviting
reskeet if you think im pretty
September 4, 2023 at 10:04 PM
reskeet if you think im pretty
Come on, which responds faster?
August 30, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Come on, which responds faster?
Gave this guy a Bluesky invite, was that okay?
August 12, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Gave this guy a Bluesky invite, was that okay?
The gun problem is out of control in this country. There’s a school in this man’s mouth.
July 20, 2023 at 4:05 AM
The gun problem is out of control in this country. There’s a school in this man’s mouth.
I’m on Twitter in case you miss it
July 13, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I’m on Twitter in case you miss it