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Brian Hill
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Public sector software developer.

I look for things that make us go.

We are currently clean on OPSEC.
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It's so dumb. It's so dumb it's brilliant. No. It's just dumb.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The first fake photo was 2 years later. Humans didn't waste any time.
Photo of Hippolyte Bayard, who is pretending to be dead (1840).
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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man asking, "Jeffery Epstein, the financier?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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They have those. The tamales come out square, and you can carry them around in your pocket.
A walking tamale in a foil bag.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Meanwhile, food delivery bots out here evolving into the Terminator.
RIVR food delivery bot being tested in Zurich.
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Exterminate! Exterminate!
An UberEats food delivery bot.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The practical robots are a lot less cute.
None of them have arms or legs, either, though.

robotics.segway.com/products/
Segway robot base
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Segway's been making robots ever since it was purchased by Ninebot, a Chinese company. This one, the Loomo, could follow you around, as well as give you a ride, and it is/was programmable.

I own a non-robot Segway Mini and you can ride it just about anywhere.

xk-en.segway.com/products/seg...
Segway Loomo robot base
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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man in a torn business suit talking to children in a cave around a fire
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Need some Mr Relaxation, Perry Como
Perry Como sings while lying down
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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It's been a while since a king has been excommunicated.
Pope Leo with a baseball bat.
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Colonel Kurtz saying I could smell the onions and the mustard
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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How did it get.....?
two hands spreading open an arch in the rocks.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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It's been like one of those nightmares where you're shouting, but no sound is coming out.
Trump reposts a tweet suggesting he's Nero, playing a violin in front of a flame-colored background
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Colonel Kurtz starting at the ceiling in horror saying, "I could smell the onions and the mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Colonel Kurtz describing being attacked by a sandwich
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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A Sim killed by a vending machine, with the Grim Reaper approaching from behind.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Hmm...
Patty Hearst as Tanya holding a machine gun in front of the Symbionese Liberation Army logo on the wall.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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A Hungarian saying, "Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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pope with a bat.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Munch's mom is not pictured.
Murch, Andy Kelp, John Dortmunder, and Greenberg
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM