My ancient scrolls are still relevant in modern times, it seems
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My ancient scrolls are still relevant in modern times, it seems
The Oscar race for Best Non-Actor, Just Actual Evil Guy is heating up
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Oscar race for Best Non-Actor, Just Actual Evil Guy is heating up
Rolling Stone reviewing the new Taylor Swift album
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Rolling Stone reviewing the new Taylor Swift album
To the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”:
September 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
To the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”:
Looking like he was visited by the ghost of Labor Day past and got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of teamsters
September 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Looking like he was visited by the ghost of Labor Day past and got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of teamsters
"please bro get two monitors, it improves your editing workflow i'm so serious please bro"
August 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"please bro get two monitors, it improves your editing workflow i'm so serious please bro"
An article about horror directors' mommy issues would have gone so hard in 2017 if they picked the right buzzword for it. Momsplaining? Manic Pixie Scream Girls? Oh well. Lost to time
August 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
An article about horror directors' mommy issues would have gone so hard in 2017 if they picked the right buzzword for it. Momsplaining? Manic Pixie Scream Girls? Oh well. Lost to time
Happy M8/1 day! Celebrate with your favorite cosplay and quotes from the iconic film that started it all. #SaylesAdult #JustMatewanThings
August 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happy M8/1 day! Celebrate with your favorite cosplay and quotes from the iconic film that started it all. #SaylesAdult #JustMatewanThings
Unfortunately, the list of famous pedophiles was given to the most famous pedophile in the world. Officials say “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.”
July 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Unfortunately, the list of famous pedophiles was given to the most famous pedophile in the world. Officials say “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.”
Laura Loomer Be Uglier Outside Than Inside Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
July 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Laura Loomer Be Uglier Outside Than Inside Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
Who’s going to tell them
June 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who’s going to tell them
The Frogs of Bulgaria belch their song of despair
May 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Frogs of Bulgaria belch their song of despair
Looking back at some of my past timers and fondly chuckling at the memories. If I knew then what I know now. But hey, life is one big timer in a way
April 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Looking back at some of my past timers and fondly chuckling at the memories. If I knew then what I know now. But hey, life is one big timer in a way
If I had a nickel every time a villain in a Batman sequel flipped a phrase on its head with a tiny letter change, I’d have ten cents. But it’s weird that it’s happened twice
March 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If I had a nickel every time a villain in a Batman sequel flipped a phrase on its head with a tiny letter change, I’d have ten cents. But it’s weird that it’s happened twice
I’ve never updated to X, even as search and QTs became disabled. And now I believe it’s finally stopped working - and it couldn’t end on a better face than Sam Seder realizing how unwinnable progressive politics will be for the next 75 years
March 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’ve never updated to X, even as search and QTs became disabled. And now I believe it’s finally stopped working - and it couldn’t end on a better face than Sam Seder realizing how unwinnable progressive politics will be for the next 75 years
Benny Safdie as Agamemnon
March 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Benny Safdie as Agamemnon
I’m gonna assume he’ll try and own it and play along soon - after all, even the alt right is loving it and contributing- but on some level, JD must know this means he can never be president
March 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I’m gonna assume he’ll try and own it and play along soon - after all, even the alt right is loving it and contributing- but on some level, JD must know this means he can never be president
My most obnoxiously pilled take is that I truly think this will be happening all the time in the very near future
February 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most obnoxiously pilled take is that I truly think this will be happening all the time in the very near future
Well that was fun until the stream crashed! I'll share some of my favorite bits here. Thanks to everyone who watched and donated
February 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Well that was fun until the stream crashed! I'll share some of my favorite bits here. Thanks to everyone who watched and donated
me when arrakis is mine to explore, to fight for, to conquer, but there are forces beyond even my control
February 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
me when arrakis is mine to explore, to fight for, to conquer, but there are forces beyond even my control
premiere pro light mode goes crazy hard. it’s giving excel spreadsheet. About to turn my cut into accounts payable man
February 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
premiere pro light mode goes crazy hard. it’s giving excel spreadsheet. About to turn my cut into accounts payable man
Computer job boy can have a little pickup as a treat
February 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Computer job boy can have a little pickup as a treat