Brian Davis CPA
@briandavistax.bsky.social
Tax accountant. Here is my profile. It is different than my amateur file. Sometimes I say dumb things. I live in Washington DC. How long can I make this thing? I ride a bike.
What are you talking about, my wife heard that stuff ALL.THE.TIME. Because everybody said that to me loud enough for her to hear.
December 29, 2024 at 10:42 PM
What are you talking about, my wife heard that stuff ALL.THE.TIME. Because everybody said that to me loud enough for her to hear.
The other day i printed an entire OneNote notebook to a pdf and then saved that into ChatGPT with a request to summarize it. I suppose i could do something like that. Print all of the emails from a client to a pdf, put it in ChatGPT and ask to summarize it.
December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
The other day i printed an entire OneNote notebook to a pdf and then saved that into ChatGPT with a request to summarize it. I suppose i could do something like that. Print all of the emails from a client to a pdf, put it in ChatGPT and ask to summarize it.
Musk: (holds strings to trump puppet doll, walks it around stage)
Trump puppet: “look at me I’m tremendously presidenshial”
Musk: “it was a hand puppet at first but it was disgusting reaching up that diaper”
Trump puppet: “look at me I’m tremendously presidenshial”
Musk: “it was a hand puppet at first but it was disgusting reaching up that diaper”
December 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Musk: (holds strings to trump puppet doll, walks it around stage)
Trump puppet: “look at me I’m tremendously presidenshial”
Musk: “it was a hand puppet at first but it was disgusting reaching up that diaper”
Trump puppet: “look at me I’m tremendously presidenshial”
Musk: “it was a hand puppet at first but it was disgusting reaching up that diaper”
I bury mine in a park in Northern Virginia. Lots of privacy. Hardly anybody goes there.
Groucho Marx GIF
ALT: Groucho Marx GIF
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I bury mine in a park in Northern Virginia. Lots of privacy. Hardly anybody goes there.
This sounds like a pumpkin patch trip
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
This sounds like a pumpkin patch trip
You look like one of those guys on a British detective series that everybody thinks is the murderer but at the end we find out you’re just living in a trailer in the woods because you’re estranged from your children. 😁
December 11, 2024 at 12:04 PM
You look like one of those guys on a British detective series that everybody thinks is the murderer but at the end we find out you’re just living in a trailer in the woods because you’re estranged from your children. 😁
Sugar cookies are better than anything else
December 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Sugar cookies are better than anything else
All of that is true, and I wouldn’t trust the police not to just lie about all of it Just make it all up. Guy could stand up in front of a camera and say he was the shooter and I still wouldn’t trust the police.
December 10, 2024 at 3:21 AM
All of that is true, and I wouldn’t trust the police not to just lie about all of it Just make it all up. Guy could stand up in front of a camera and say he was the shooter and I still wouldn’t trust the police.
I don’t trust the police to find their own balls with their pants pulled down to their knees
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I don’t trust the police to find their own balls with their pants pulled down to their knees
When I lived in Yokohama we could see Fuji from our kitchen window when the weather was right. Not often but occasionally.
December 8, 2024 at 1:10 PM
When I lived in Yokohama we could see Fuji from our kitchen window when the weather was right. Not often but occasionally.
14 years past this and still not recovered
December 5, 2024 at 4:55 PM
14 years past this and still not recovered
What? No!!! On the other hand will you go back to tinder? I miss tinder stories
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
What? No!!! On the other hand will you go back to tinder? I miss tinder stories
well, not ALL of us
December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
well, not ALL of us
oh, not true!! at least, in DC, there is a $300 filing fee for the biennial report for LLCs. Average that out to $150 every year, assume combined tax rate of roughly 45% federal, state, self-employment, and you're looking at close to $67.50 in tax savings from having that LLC!!! LLCs rule!!!
December 4, 2024 at 8:46 PM
oh, not true!! at least, in DC, there is a $300 filing fee for the biennial report for LLCs. Average that out to $150 every year, assume combined tax rate of roughly 45% federal, state, self-employment, and you're looking at close to $67.50 in tax savings from having that LLC!!! LLCs rule!!!
that would be great
December 4, 2024 at 8:40 PM
that would be great
oh, i forgot about those!
December 4, 2024 at 8:40 PM
oh, i forgot about those!
my mother-in-law passed down her recipe book to my wife. All the recipes include instructions like.. use a good bit of this, a fair amount of that, as much as you need.. All of the recipes. No actual measurements of anything.
December 3, 2024 at 6:27 PM
my mother-in-law passed down her recipe book to my wife. All the recipes include instructions like.. use a good bit of this, a fair amount of that, as much as you need.. All of the recipes. No actual measurements of anything.
Don't worry, the story i will tell my friends about this drink will include that reference to grandad Jean Philippe...
December 3, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Don't worry, the story i will tell my friends about this drink will include that reference to grandad Jean Philippe...
i would go anyway. i love the waiting room. The forced stillness of just having to wait. Just quietly be.
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
i would go anyway. i love the waiting room. The forced stillness of just having to wait. Just quietly be.
okay i'll ask the dumb question: i know how to make a cranberry simple syrup. How much lemon do i add to make a cranberry lemon simple syrup?
December 3, 2024 at 4:23 PM
okay i'll ask the dumb question: i know how to make a cranberry simple syrup. How much lemon do i add to make a cranberry lemon simple syrup?
you should come out on Monday to my shared work space building on, uh... Many-business Monday.
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
you should come out on Monday to my shared work space building on, uh... Many-business Monday.