The Five hosts discuss if eventual Trump collapse will be more Hindenburg or Titanic
The Five hosts discuss if eventual Trump collapse will be more Hindenburg or Titanic
Trump's dead escalator obsession outlives his dead Charlie Kirk exploitation
Trump's dead escalator obsession outlives his dead Charlie Kirk exploitation
MAGA faction declares war on MAGA factions determined to be inadequately MAGA
MAGA faction declares war on MAGA factions determined to be inadequately MAGA
President Vance blames woke lefty Jesus after Trump struck by lightning on 18th fairway
President Vance blames woke lefty Jesus after Trump struck by lightning on 18th fairway
Gilded embodiment of seven deadly sins negotiating big beautiful get into heaven deal
Gilded embodiment of seven deadly sins negotiating big beautiful get into heaven deal
Donald Trump to host new CBS game show "Holding All The Cards" premiering this fall
Donald Trump to host new CBS game show "Holding All The Cards" premiering this fall
HHS Sec RFK Jr's brain worm requests one last quick dip before DC drains the swamp
HHS Sec RFK Jr's brain worm requests one last quick dip before DC drains the swamp
Epstein's ghost of wonderful secrets past continues to haunt increasingly rattled Trump
Epstein's ghost of wonderful secrets past continues to haunt increasingly rattled Trump
Hegseth denies report Operation Hammered by Midnight left him "totally obliterated."
Hegseth denies report Operation Hammered by Midnight left him "totally obliterated."
Disturbing environmental study finds Musk DNA more pervasive than microplastics
Disturbing environmental study finds Musk DNA more pervasive than microplastics
Trump babbles incoherently for hours after being declared legally brain dead
Trump babbles incoherently for hours after being declared legally brain dead
HHS Sec RFK Jr sees no harm in latest "Swimming in Sewage" TikTok challenge
HHS Sec RFK Jr sees no harm in latest "Swimming in Sewage" TikTok challenge
Senile reality TV star no longer able to distinguish his reality from everyone else's reality
Senile reality TV star no longer able to distinguish his reality from everyone else's reality
Disturbing psychological evaluation reveals Trump to be embodiment of America's id
Disturbing psychological evaluation reveals Trump to be embodiment of America's id
Post-Trump truth and reconciliation commission proposed by imprisoned history prof
Post-Trump truth and reconciliation commission proposed by imprisoned history prof
Smart guy warns stupid administration stupidly approaching unsustainable stupidity
Smart guy warns stupid administration stupidly approaching unsustainable stupidity
Trump doesn't seem to remember cognitive test he took only hours before
Trump doesn't seem to remember cognitive test he took only hours before
Hegseth orders all future group chats to include only DOD authorized war plan emojis
Hegseth orders all future group chats to include only DOD authorized war plan emojis
Hegseth's DoorDash text during late night briefing included nuclear launch codes
Hegseth's DoorDash text during late night briefing included nuclear launch codes
Hegseth orders Smithsonian's biplanes be kept a safe distance from Enola Gay
Hegseth orders Smithsonian's biplanes be kept a safe distance from Enola Gay
Trump signs Declaration of Independence after DOGE scamps send original doc to WH
Trump signs Declaration of Independence after DOGE scamps send original doc to WH
Trump pounds snotty resolute desk after his tantrum increases support for Zelensky
Trump pounds snotty resolute desk after his tantrum increases support for Zelensky
DOJ threatens to prosecute OED unless "covfefe" is added to dictionary
DOJ threatens to prosecute OED unless "covfefe" is added to dictionary
Portraits on all US currency except pennies to be replaced by Trump mugshot
Portraits on all US currency except pennies to be replaced by Trump mugshot
Economy continues to slip after new tariffs fail to manifest imagined financial miracle
Economy continues to slip after new tariffs fail to manifest imagined financial miracle