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Future Fox News Chyron:

The Five hosts discuss if eventual Trump collapse will be more Hindenburg or Titanic
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Future MSNBC Chyron:

Trump's dead escalator obsession outlives his dead Charlie Kirk exploitation
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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MAGA faction declares war on MAGA factions determined to be inadequately MAGA
September 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

President Vance blames woke lefty Jesus after Trump struck by lightning on 18th fairway
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Future MS NOW Chyron:

Gilded embodiment of seven deadly sins negotiating big beautiful get into heaven deal
August 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Donald Trump to host new CBS game show "Holding All The Cards" premiering this fall
August 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

HHS Sec RFK Jr's brain worm requests one last quick dip before DC drains the swamp
July 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Future MSNBC Chyron:

Epstein's ghost of wonderful secrets past continues to haunt increasingly rattled Trump
July 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Hegseth denies report Operation Hammered by Midnight left him "totally obliterated."
June 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

Disturbing environmental study finds Musk DNA more pervasive than microplastics
June 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Future MSNBC Chyron:

Trump babbles incoherently for hours after being declared legally brain dead
May 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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HHS Sec RFK Jr sees no harm in latest "Swimming in Sewage" TikTok challenge
May 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

Senile reality TV star no longer able to distinguish his reality from everyone else's reality
May 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Future MSNBC Chyron:

Disturbing psychological evaluation reveals Trump to be embodiment of America's id
April 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Post-Trump truth and reconciliation commission proposed by imprisoned history prof
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

Smart guy warns stupid administration stupidly approaching unsustainable stupidity
April 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Future MSNBC Chyron:

Trump doesn't seem to remember cognitive test he took only hours before
April 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Hegseth orders all future group chats to include only DOD authorized war plan emojis
April 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

Hegseth's DoorDash text during late night briefing included nuclear launch codes
March 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Future MSNBC Chyron:

Hegseth orders Smithsonian's biplanes be kept a safe distance from Enola Gay
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Trump signs Declaration of Independence after DOGE scamps send original doc to WH
March 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

Trump pounds snotty resolute desk after his tantrum increases support for Zelensky
March 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Future MSNBC Chyron:

DOJ threatens to prosecute OED unless "covfefe" is added to dictionary
February 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Portraits on all US currency except pennies to be replaced by Trump mugshot
February 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Future CNN Chyron:

Economy continues to slip after new tariffs fail to manifest imagined financial miracle
February 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM