Det. Brian Zombie
@brian-zombie.bsky.social
I'm Detective Brian Zombie and I always have been
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Please, Ryan Zombie was my father
Putting Thanksgiving leftovers into rolled tortillas and frying them. Our taquito holiday tradition
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Putting Thanksgiving leftovers into rolled tortillas and frying them. Our taquito holiday tradition
Not a bad way to start the day
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not a bad way to start the day
Most days it feels like when I'm on a walk people cross to the other side, change directions, or speed up. I understand it, but it really makes me sad... I get privilege in other ways ..
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Most days it feels like when I'm on a walk people cross to the other side, change directions, or speed up. I understand it, but it really makes me sad... I get privilege in other ways ..
Might run away into the woods and start a new home again
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Might run away into the woods and start a new home again
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Only way to make me not hate your stupid cyber truck is this. Big ass googly eyes🤣
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Only way to make me not hate your stupid cyber truck is this. Big ass googly eyes🤣
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This is the body of an American Hero ♥️⚾
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is the body of an American Hero ♥️⚾
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One of the coolest games of the most exciting series of one of the most fun seasons in forever. The best. So good.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One of the coolest games of the most exciting series of one of the most fun seasons in forever. The best. So good.
Fuck bunters buck futters
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fuck bunters buck futters
Fox is so desperately trying to convince us that Tom Brady is Chuck Norris
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Fox is so desperately trying to convince us that Tom Brady is Chuck Norris
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So you're bringing Blake Treinen into a tied game in the World Series to face Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So you're bringing Blake Treinen into a tied game in the World Series to face Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
the extra button is sour cream
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the extra button is sour cream
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You have 9 outs left in your season and you just gave one away for free. I will never get it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You have 9 outs left in your season and you just gave one away for free. I will never get it.
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The Dodgers should be favored over either of these teams just because of bunt avoidance
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Dodgers should be favored over either of these teams just because of bunt avoidance
My first? pumpkin patch
Wanted to tell all the Mariner fans I'm rooting for them tonight despite my LA hat
Wanted to tell all the Mariner fans I'm rooting for them tonight despite my LA hat
October 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My first? pumpkin patch
Wanted to tell all the Mariner fans I'm rooting for them tonight despite my LA hat
Wanted to tell all the Mariner fans I'm rooting for them tonight despite my LA hat
Wow! Saw a bunch of jabronis with an illegal campfire, camping illegally (not at all stealth) AND fishing illegally.
Fishing 3 closed sections of the river, with the wrong/illegal gear (if it were open!)
I ain't no snitch, but the audacity!
Fishing 3 closed sections of the river, with the wrong/illegal gear (if it were open!)
I ain't no snitch, but the audacity!
September 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Wow! Saw a bunch of jabronis with an illegal campfire, camping illegally (not at all stealth) AND fishing illegally.
Fishing 3 closed sections of the river, with the wrong/illegal gear (if it were open!)
I ain't no snitch, but the audacity!
Fishing 3 closed sections of the river, with the wrong/illegal gear (if it were open!)
I ain't no snitch, but the audacity!
Going to be sinning this weekend
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Going to be sinning this weekend
Sometimes it feels like I'm on the bottom of the priority list of some who used to have me at the top. Maybe I deserve it and have been treating those people badly. Maybe everything just slowly gets worse and lonelier
June 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sometimes it feels like I'm on the bottom of the priority list of some who used to have me at the top. Maybe I deserve it and have been treating those people badly. Maybe everything just slowly gets worse and lonelier
The vampire cum market remains untapped
May 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The vampire cum market remains untapped
This is usually my weekend mug, but I like to live dangerously
April 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is usually my weekend mug, but I like to live dangerously