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2x heart attack, 3x stroke, type 2 Diabetes survivor—insulin-free, down 106 lbs, powered by BLACK COFFEE. #BrewflectionBeats
June 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
📍 Inspired by and in response to @thepoeticwavee

For some, shadows whisper secrets.
Mine asks for caffeine.

#CoffeePoetry #Brewflection #MoodyVibes #CoffeeAndThoughts #poem #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers

#CoffeeAndThoughts

#CaffeineChronicles

#coffeegrammers

#coffeedaily

#coffee
June 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
May 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me: I will make a super-healthy coffee with turmeric, cinnamon, and black pepper.

Also me: coughs like I snorted a spice rack

The spices didn’t steep. They attacked.

Good news: I lived.
Better news: It slaps once the spice cloud clears.

#humor #RelatableAF #coffee #health #memes #coffeestruggles
May 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
📊 Poll:

Be honest... when you drink decaf, which process do you prefer?

☕ Water Process
🧖 Swiss Water (fancy detox vibes)
🧪 Chemical bath (mmm... science)
😬 Wait. People choose decaf?

#DecafDebate #CoffeePoll #CoffeeHumor #RelatableAF #Brewflection #poll #Decaf #Coffee
May 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Name your coffee drink.

#coffee #coffeeaddict #CoffeeTime
May 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
April 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Before morning coffee: 102 years old, moving like a creaky haunted rocking chair. ☕

📷After morning coffee: 22 years old, breakdancing like I just won the caffeine lottery! 📷

#coffeebean #morningroutines #coffeefirst #coffeeTime #coffeelover #mornngcoffee #wakeup #coffeeenergy #memes
April 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Espresso yourself to bed, folks! This barista’s dreaming of coffee beans doing the moonwalk under a starry sky—hope your dreams are as brewed-iful!

#GoodNight #CoffeeLovers #Coffee #DreamyBeans #ViralVibes #SleepySips #GoodNıght #Meme
April 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
April 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When your coffee kicks in and you go from zombie to human in 0.2 seconds 🎉

#CoffeeVibes #MorningStruggle #CaffeineFix #coffee #relatable #funny #coffeetime #morningcoffee
April 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Medium-dark roast, coarse grind, steep 6-8 min, plunge like yeeting bad vibes. Boiling water? Burnt sock juice. Brew right, sip fire! #coffeeglowup #coffee #frenchpress #coffeetips #coffeebean #coffeelovers #coffeeaddict
April 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Coffee Tariff Drama! NCA’s plea to dodge Trump’s 10% tariff gets a thumbs-up from the US gov, but will it brew success? CEO Bill Murray says it’s a grind--timing’s tricky!
#SaveOurCoffee #news #coffee #coffeenews #coffeeTime #tariffs
April 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My beans explode to Korn’s raw scream,
Gleam of moonlight sparks my dream,
Steam swirls thick from my cracked mug’s edge,
Pledge to thrift, my Gen X creed,
Freed by Godsmack’s pulse, I brew,
Crew of savings, my night’s breakthrough.

#GenXCoffeeHack
#thriftlife
#NuMetal #Korn #coffee #poem #poetry
April 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The coffee maker died. I went feral, brewed my beans through a sock like a caffeine-starved raccoon. It’s not a crime, it’s #SockBrewSupremacy.

Tell me your cursed coffee hacks!

#CoffeeAddict #BrewOrDie #MorningFails #brewordie #coffeelife #RelatableAF #coffee #relatable #struggleisreal
April 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The struggle is real!
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Coffee's calling me,
But gym waits, a cruel tradeoff,
Beans before the squats!

#fitfuel #CoffeeLovers #gymtime #coffee #fitnesslife #fitness #struggleisreal #haiku #poem #poetry
April 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trying to adult without caffeine jitters? Decaf to the rescue! It's like coffee, but without the existential dread. (van Dam and Hu 97) #decaf #coffee #funny #adulting #tooreal
April 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Decaf Delivers! ☕ Health benefits without caffeine jitters 🌱

Citation: van Dam, Rob M., and Frank B. Hu. "Coffee Consumption and Risk of Type 2 Diabetes: A Systematic Review." JAMA, vol. 294, no. 1, 2005, pp. 97-104. doi.org/10.1001/jama...

#decaf #coffee #health #wellness #diabetes #peaceful
April 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
April 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
April 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
April 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
First sip of coffee
Morning whispers, warm and bold
Day’s spark ignites

#MorningCoffee #DailyRitual #FirstSip
#CoffeeVibes #WakeUpCall #morningvibes #coffee #followme #explore #coffeelife #coffeelover
April 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
April 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM