Brewerns
@brewerns.bsky.social
Magic playing, Australian, game loving data scientist. He/Him
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Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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![Photo of a ridiculously cute ginger kitten with a little blue bib around his neck in a warehouse, a label on his head. "He's back in stock."
Another photo of the kitten, this time at a shipping station, being held carefully: "Sold out."
The post caption: "Sold out so fast [sigh emoji]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreid2zkk67mq6noi3ya55d6hdt5qtu5fqwri3njnwjt4i6d7p3wwrwe@jpeg)
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After long and ardent thought, I have come up with what I believe to be the definitive Philosophy of AI:
It sucks.
It sucks.
July 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
After long and ardent thought, I have come up with what I believe to be the definitive Philosophy of AI:
It sucks.
It sucks.
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Movies like The Terminator are like twenty times more horrific now that we know how insufferably stupid real AI is. Can you imagine being shot to death by something as annoying as Grok
May 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Movies like The Terminator are like twenty times more horrific now that we know how insufferably stupid real AI is. Can you imagine being shot to death by something as annoying as Grok
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AI: what if everything was shitty but convenient in the manner of a gas station hot dog?
May 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
AI: what if everything was shitty but convenient in the manner of a gas station hot dog?
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I finally figured out the root cause of all of my mental issues! It's my brain. It's bad.
May 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I finally figured out the root cause of all of my mental issues! It's my brain. It's bad.
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I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
May 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
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Capitalism didn't give us the internet.
Large-scale cooperation, open protocols, and free software gave us the internet. Capitalism gave us mobile sites that don't work because fifteen ads cover the screen.
Large-scale cooperation, open protocols, and free software gave us the internet. Capitalism gave us mobile sites that don't work because fifteen ads cover the screen.
May 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Capitalism didn't give us the internet.
Large-scale cooperation, open protocols, and free software gave us the internet. Capitalism gave us mobile sites that don't work because fifteen ads cover the screen.
Large-scale cooperation, open protocols, and free software gave us the internet. Capitalism gave us mobile sites that don't work because fifteen ads cover the screen.
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These tariffs are like playing 4D chess except you’re just shoving all the pieces up your ass and saying you’re winning
April 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
These tariffs are like playing 4D chess except you’re just shoving all the pieces up your ass and saying you’re winning
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Me 20 years ago: “taxation of trade routes is such a contrived plot.”
Me now: “ah shit”
Me now: “ah shit”
April 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Me 20 years ago: “taxation of trade routes is such a contrived plot.”
Me now: “ah shit”
Me now: “ah shit”
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I also wish to use the random number functions in excel to destroy the world economy and destroy my countries domination of the world.
April 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I also wish to use the random number functions in excel to destroy the world economy and destroy my countries domination of the world.
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It wasn't an "ad hominem".
I'm calling you an idiot because your argument sucks, not saying your argument sucks because you are an idiot.
Subtle distinction, I know, to understand. Especially for an idiot like you.
I'm calling you an idiot because your argument sucks, not saying your argument sucks because you are an idiot.
Subtle distinction, I know, to understand. Especially for an idiot like you.
February 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It wasn't an "ad hominem".
I'm calling you an idiot because your argument sucks, not saying your argument sucks because you are an idiot.
Subtle distinction, I know, to understand. Especially for an idiot like you.
I'm calling you an idiot because your argument sucks, not saying your argument sucks because you are an idiot.
Subtle distinction, I know, to understand. Especially for an idiot like you.
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Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
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![addelburgh
[image of a fox kit trying to climb out of his den]
yellowpainteater
- wats he doin
potatochipped
- His best](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidjw56nvybs2mzogu5w5k65g4p2f4p5mbcsbi7lkfbrkq2rzleca4@jpeg)
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kinda sucks that supervillains are real but superheroes aren’t
November 7, 2024 at 12:37 PM
kinda sucks that supervillains are real but superheroes aren’t
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I love democracy under capitalism. You elect the dumbest people alive because the guys who own the media liked how racist they were.
Truly a system by the people and for the people.
Truly a system by the people and for the people.
November 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I love democracy under capitalism. You elect the dumbest people alive because the guys who own the media liked how racist they were.
Truly a system by the people and for the people.
Truly a system by the people and for the people.