Chuck Doughty
@brewallthebeers.bsky.social
Obviously, this peace prize ceremony should have been held at Four Seasons Lawn and Garden.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Obviously, this peace prize ceremony should have been held at Four Seasons Lawn and Garden.
*Move somewhere no one wants to live.
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
*Move somewhere no one wants to live.
Admiral Holsey notified me
That he wouldn't murder folks in the Caribbean Sea.
He had enough of Trump and that secretary
With the triple rye! Triple rye?
"I had a nip of -hic- but I'm still ok to drive, arright?"
That he wouldn't murder folks in the Caribbean Sea.
He had enough of Trump and that secretary
With the triple rye! Triple rye?
"I had a nip of -hic- but I'm still ok to drive, arright?"
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Admiral Holsey notified me
That he wouldn't murder folks in the Caribbean Sea.
He had enough of Trump and that secretary
With the triple rye! Triple rye?
"I had a nip of -hic- but I'm still ok to drive, arright?"
That he wouldn't murder folks in the Caribbean Sea.
He had enough of Trump and that secretary
With the triple rye! Triple rye?
"I had a nip of -hic- but I'm still ok to drive, arright?"
If liberals don't tone down their violent rhetoric, we're going to have to start shooting pastors in the head.
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If liberals don't tone down their violent rhetoric, we're going to have to start shooting pastors in the head.
And if the liberals don't start toning down their violent rhetoric, we're going to have to start shooting pastors in the head.
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And if the liberals don't start toning down their violent rhetoric, we're going to have to start shooting pastors in the head.
He's right. It is incredible.
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He's right. It is incredible.
Those stores should stop paying (Federal) taxes.
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Those stores should stop paying (Federal) taxes.
Just as Jesus taught us.
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just as Jesus taught us.
Maybe God is allowing pious innocents to die in order to inspire change in our behavior, like flooding the earth or obliterating a Bronze Age city.
August 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Maybe God is allowing pious innocents to die in order to inspire change in our behavior, like flooding the earth or obliterating a Bronze Age city.
Raising a tariff, fire the Fed
Disen-franchis-ing.
Round up all the brownies, I say take em all,
Or ketchup stains will cover the wall.
Call me a moron, maybe I'm more,
Trump forever more!
Will leopards eat faces of ALL the races,
When I'm sixty-four?!?!
Disen-franchis-ing.
Round up all the brownies, I say take em all,
Or ketchup stains will cover the wall.
Call me a moron, maybe I'm more,
Trump forever more!
Will leopards eat faces of ALL the races,
When I'm sixty-four?!?!
August 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Raising a tariff, fire the Fed
Disen-franchis-ing.
Round up all the brownies, I say take em all,
Or ketchup stains will cover the wall.
Call me a moron, maybe I'm more,
Trump forever more!
Will leopards eat faces of ALL the races,
When I'm sixty-four?!?!
Disen-franchis-ing.
Round up all the brownies, I say take em all,
Or ketchup stains will cover the wall.
Call me a moron, maybe I'm more,
Trump forever more!
Will leopards eat faces of ALL the races,
When I'm sixty-four?!?!
His personal army
Doesn't alarm me
When I'm sixty-four!
Every summer I can rent a condo in the Gaza Strip if it's not sold out.
We shall scrape and bow!
Grandchildren better flee. Don't. For-get. The. Pee.
Doesn't alarm me
When I'm sixty-four!
Every summer I can rent a condo in the Gaza Strip if it's not sold out.
We shall scrape and bow!
Grandchildren better flee. Don't. For-get. The. Pee.
August 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
His personal army
Doesn't alarm me
When I'm sixty-four!
Every summer I can rent a condo in the Gaza Strip if it's not sold out.
We shall scrape and bow!
Grandchildren better flee. Don't. For-get. The. Pee.
Doesn't alarm me
When I'm sixty-four!
Every summer I can rent a condo in the Gaza Strip if it's not sold out.
We shall scrape and bow!
Grandchildren better flee. Don't. For-get. The. Pee.
He's a felon too!!
And if you in-sur-rect,
He. Will. Par-don. You.
They say he's handsy on the fake news,
And his wits are gone.
Say he's always looking for a younger bride.
Him and Vladdy go for a ride!
Gilding his office, suing his niece,
He should have four more!
And if you in-sur-rect,
He. Will. Par-don. You.
They say he's handsy on the fake news,
And his wits are gone.
Say he's always looking for a younger bride.
Him and Vladdy go for a ride!
Gilding his office, suing his niece,
He should have four more!
August 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
He's a felon too!!
And if you in-sur-rect,
He. Will. Par-don. You.
They say he's handsy on the fake news,
And his wits are gone.
Say he's always looking for a younger bride.
Him and Vladdy go for a ride!
Gilding his office, suing his niece,
He should have four more!
And if you in-sur-rect,
He. Will. Par-don. You.
They say he's handsy on the fake news,
And his wits are gone.
Say he's always looking for a younger bride.
Him and Vladdy go for a ride!
Gilding his office, suing his niece,
He should have four more!
When I get older, losing my grip, any second now,
Will I still be voting for a pedophile?
Maybe hang with Jeff for a while?
If I think slavery isn't so bad,
And Ukraine started the war,
Forget about pee tapes,
Just ignore teen rapes,
When I'm sixty-four?!?
Will I still be voting for a pedophile?
Maybe hang with Jeff for a while?
If I think slavery isn't so bad,
And Ukraine started the war,
Forget about pee tapes,
Just ignore teen rapes,
When I'm sixty-four?!?
August 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When I get older, losing my grip, any second now,
Will I still be voting for a pedophile?
Maybe hang with Jeff for a while?
If I think slavery isn't so bad,
And Ukraine started the war,
Forget about pee tapes,
Just ignore teen rapes,
When I'm sixty-four?!?
Will I still be voting for a pedophile?
Maybe hang with Jeff for a while?
If I think slavery isn't so bad,
And Ukraine started the war,
Forget about pee tapes,
Just ignore teen rapes,
When I'm sixty-four?!?
And he's a fraud. Point proven.
August 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And he's a fraud. Point proven.
You'll never go broke underestimating the American public? Or something?
August 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You'll never go broke underestimating the American public? Or something?
MiLB legend too
August 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
MiLB legend too
Dumb question, but can she not sue him for defamation?
August 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dumb question, but can she not sue him for defamation?
"He may be dumb, but he isn't a fascist" is a hell of a defense for the POTUS.
But also, that's the thing, right? He's one or the other. For both of these examples among countless others, he's either dumb or lying. Pick your poison, apologists.
But also, that's the thing, right? He's one or the other. For both of these examples among countless others, he's either dumb or lying. Pick your poison, apologists.
August 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"He may be dumb, but he isn't a fascist" is a hell of a defense for the POTUS.
But also, that's the thing, right? He's one or the other. For both of these examples among countless others, he's either dumb or lying. Pick your poison, apologists.
But also, that's the thing, right? He's one or the other. For both of these examples among countless others, he's either dumb or lying. Pick your poison, apologists.
This. Exactly this.
July 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This. Exactly this.
Maybe this is easier for Evangelicals (etc) to swallow because they believe that Jesus was both the all-powerful deity of heaven and earth AND tortured and murdered by Roman and Judean bureaucrats.
July 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Maybe this is easier for Evangelicals (etc) to swallow because they believe that Jesus was both the all-powerful deity of heaven and earth AND tortured and murdered by Roman and Judean bureaucrats.
It's only impressive if they read it first.
June 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's only impressive if they read it first.