Yes I heard it!

I’m tempted to ask ChatGPT for a synopsis, but I might laugh myself into a hernia

Also I’m fairly confident that headlines say ‘Lammy’ rather than using David Lammy’ , adding to the negative effect
whereas for previous justice ministers forenames were used.. ‘Rory Stewart’
A basic lack of respect for someone in a high office

The goose has swallowed all the golden eggs

Turnip lanterns-nothing says Halloween like the smell of burning turnips. Bending spoons out of shape scraping them out..

I remember ‘A penny for the guy’ which meant raising money to make a guy (Fawkes) for the bonfire, but we said it even when we weren’t making one, it was just what you said to get sweets or some change. Some people expected a joke or song for the sweets or money. Scottish here too!

That’s ‘Lord’ Gove. Credit where discredit’s due

Those, like Lee, who stigmatise and pretend they believe the disabled are exaggerating their disability to claim benefits
often lack the imagination and intelligence to realise they are only an accident, blood test or stroke away from needing that support at very short notice

Go see Matt and Triple G on tour,very excellent, properly funny

They can reshuffle every week but there’s too many jokers in the pack

Excellent, play them at their own game, the simple slogans can work both ways.
Farage Riots
Boris’ Brexit
Idi Amin Tribute Act
Truss’s Black Hole….