it would be cool if i could get images that allowed one to actually to see that it's Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are Dead and the part where they themselves end up on stage after refusing to believe they're the audience for the tragedians

the extra small that fits and the medium that doens't fit are the same brand

it makes me so mad it's like a parody of itself and everything from her feels like a random generator of pop culture Moments and Looks from the last 25 years but it's still trying to sell you something (what, exactly, im not sure....)

im also toxic and think it's terribly gauche to complain that a costume or shoes are uncomfortable so the BTS footage that came up on my feed where she said the stupid pump shoes hurt got a big BOOOOOO from me (although this tradition in dance is why im Afflicted)

i own 12 aprons. most of them vintage or made by me. mine are cute and functional. i know what i am talking about. so look at these horrible ones from a store with the tagline "where dirt meets fashion"