novels that use striking but unrelated eighteenth and nineteenth century paintings on the cover. i refuse to read them. it dilutes ekphrasis. stolen valor

lesbians unite behind josh o'connor's silly american accent for knives out

wait is this fucking play about us

the annoyance about women's clothes sizing being so disparate is not really valid bc you should just measure your body or try on things until they fit but also i went to goodwill and bought 3 shirts and 1 XS and 1 M shirt are the same and fit me but a M from a diff brand doesnt and now im mad too

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eurthmics

(sorry for pop girlie posting) tate mcrae usually bothers me bc she's like the epitome of the weird sexy baby thing and what hppens when a pay-to-play competition dancer grows up and tries to make art EXCEPT Revolving door choreo is finally showing potential for appeal youtu.be/rwlFWWGaZ5Y?...

“buying a frenchman his first corn dog” sounds like it could be a good euphemism for something

guy who does inbox 0 but for dating app messages

it's important to use your one wild and precious life to learn how to complain in ways that matter, like spending 40 minutes writing a narrative for the consumer protection complaint form

i just did something I didn’t know was possible. I found the ugliest apron store in existence

I've seen a lot in my lifetime. A lot of horrible, horrible shit. This dropped my jaw.

can't stop won't stop suprêming cara cara oranges