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The love child of vanity and virtue. I come to the internet for the B.S. cuz I’m not for it in real life. #Aggiepride #LakerGang ⭕️ ❗️❗️ ❗️⭕️ ♉️ 🍷🥊
“Trying is just doing at a speed you don’t respect.”
She is smart funny kind fine and mine
I love you baby. Thank you for sharing your world with me. This birthday will be the birthday-est cuz my girlfriend is the girlfriend-est!🫒🍸😍😘🤤🥵⛲️🔥
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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If all 1.5k of you VOTE for me right now, including the bots, I’d have 3k votes!

Please VOTE now! Do it for Lil Saint! 😆😂😭🙏🏾👇🏾⬇️🗳️💕
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you was there for “sco pa tu manaa” on tw*tter, you may be entitled to compensation.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Spent the week looking the governor in the eye and givin him facts. Tv interviews w/the news. Planning a bomb bday for the best😍. Took my sister to breakfast & bought her oil change. Saw my dad, & gettin this PhD app together for Jan..

Idk if I got motion or motion got me😮‍💨😓 Either way..We move!
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Do something easy today and
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A lot of ppl’s narrow view of spirituality comes from the fact that you think all your grandma did was pray annddd
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November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I voted tho.
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wakin up to a “Thank you for your payment” email is such a bottom tier way to start the day.
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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And Black women!!! 🔥🔥🔥
“…The question I ground every conversation, consideration, or contemplation in is, “Is this good for Black People?””

Itihari Toure
When I was growing up, no matter what the topic of discussion was, my father always asked something like “how many were Black?” Or “how were Black people impacted by that?” and I didn’t really get it, then…Yet I’m grateful he planted those seeds tho, cause I damn sure get it now!

#CenterBlackness
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“…The question I ground every conversation, consideration, or contemplation in is, “Is this good for Black People?””

Itihari Toure
When I was growing up, no matter what the topic of discussion was, my father always asked something like “how many were Black?” Or “how were Black people impacted by that?” and I didn’t really get it, then…Yet I’m grateful he planted those seeds tho, cause I damn sure get it now!

#CenterBlackness
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November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hugs are important. Hug someone, and hug them like you mean it. None of that side/shoulder mess!
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Hearin your words wont make me ignore your energy
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Love is the will to extend one’s self for the purpose of nurturing one’s own or another’s spiritual growth. Love is an act of will — intention and an action.
-M.Scott Peck
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Real deal 90s FINE
🔥😍🔥😍❤️‍🔥🥵🥵🤤🤤🥵🥵🔥❤️‍🔥😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤩🤩🤩😏😏😏😏
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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This is the EXACT reason why I prefer waffles over pancakes. 💁🏾‍♀️ A syrup pocket? Ooh, and another one, thank you. 🧇
Women love waffles cuz women love pockets and waffles are just pancakes with pockets
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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😭😭😭😭
Women love waffles cuz women love pockets and waffles are just pancakes with pockets
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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We do love pockets..
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Nih hold up
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The science checks out
Women love waffles cuz women love pockets and waffles are just pancakes with pockets
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Thinking of a particular thing that I would like in one particular pocket… 💭🙇🏾‍♀️
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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…who sent you? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?
Women love waffles cuz women love pockets and waffles are just pancakes with pockets
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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When you right you right.
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I concur!
Women love waffles cuz women love pockets and waffles are just pancakes with pockets
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Why is this so accurate 😂😂
Women love waffles cuz women love pockets and waffles are just pancakes with pockets
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM