Old New dad
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Girl dad. TV writer. Will write for food.
At my daughter's Tiny Tots play school class there's a boy named Linden and a girl named Miller and NOBODY is acknowledging the sitcom significance of this.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
At my daughter's Tiny Tots play school class there's a boy named Linden and a girl named Miller and NOBODY is acknowledging the sitcom significance of this.
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I, for one, will not be letting a single Republican off the hook for being historically despicable when they try to change their tune in view of the collapse of support for their failing agenda. Don't be a sucker.
a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .
ALT: a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I, for one, will not be letting a single Republican off the hook for being historically despicable when they try to change their tune in view of the collapse of support for their failing agenda. Don't be a sucker.
I loved the MacGruber sketches last night in a very sharp and funny SNL but did anyone else feel a little disappointed that MacGruber was on the Epstein files?
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I loved the MacGruber sketches last night in a very sharp and funny SNL but did anyone else feel a little disappointed that MacGruber was on the Epstein files?
I have never had two of my sports teams eliminated from the playoffs on the same day. And the Flames lost too
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I have never had two of my sports teams eliminated from the playoffs on the same day. And the Flames lost too
I'd like to thank Southern California Edison for having a scheduled blackout during the World Series. Your timing couldn't be more on brand to your entire business model.
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'd like to thank Southern California Edison for having a scheduled blackout during the World Series. Your timing couldn't be more on brand to your entire business model.
I will call this World Series 'The Battle of Two Teams Who Get to Tell Trump Not to Call the Locker room when they Win. #GoBlueJays
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I will call this World Series 'The Battle of Two Teams Who Get to Tell Trump Not to Call the Locker room when they Win. #GoBlueJays
Is it wrong that I hope this game goes until Sunday an hour before the winner meets the Blue Jays?
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Is it wrong that I hope this game goes until Sunday an hour before the winner meets the Blue Jays?
Trump is so angry he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, he might just start a war.
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Trump is so angry he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, he might just start a war.
My attempt to gain some pop culture cred with my wife by telling her that Nicole Kidman and Garth Brooks were getting divorced, did not go as I had hoped.
September 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My attempt to gain some pop culture cred with my wife by telling her that Nicole Kidman and Garth Brooks were getting divorced, did not go as I had hoped.
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I think Fox is probably ride or die with Trump no matter how absurd it all gets, but I do think there’s a certain kind of comedy adjacent podcaster who helped get him elected but to preserve their own image can’t get on board with a feeble old man raging against escalators and teleprompters.
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I think Fox is probably ride or die with Trump no matter how absurd it all gets, but I do think there’s a certain kind of comedy adjacent podcaster who helped get him elected but to preserve their own image can’t get on board with a feeble old man raging against escalators and teleprompters.
It took 45 years but we finally found someone who thinks Tom Hanks is a bad person.
September 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It took 45 years but we finally found someone who thinks Tom Hanks is a bad person.
Beginning to accept that my nickname will never be ’slim' unless it's meant ironically.
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Beginning to accept that my nickname will never be ’slim' unless it's meant ironically.
I know it's a silly reason not to watch a show but I'm having trouble getting into the King of the Hill reboot knowing that all the characters probably voted for Trump and Ted Cruz.
August 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know it's a silly reason not to watch a show but I'm having trouble getting into the King of the Hill reboot knowing that all the characters probably voted for Trump and Ted Cruz.
I'm not sure if my 2-year-old daughter's picking up my Canadian accent or mocking it. #oldnewdad #SunnyDream #girldad
July 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm not sure if my 2-year-old daughter's picking up my Canadian accent or mocking it. #oldnewdad #SunnyDream #girldad
My two-year-old just called a burp a 'mouth toot' and I've never been more proud. #SunnyDream #OldNewDad #girldad
July 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My two-year-old just called a burp a 'mouth toot' and I've never been more proud. #SunnyDream #OldNewDad #girldad
Yesterday on Wordle I learned that a lot of people do not know the word foist.
July 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Yesterday on Wordle I learned that a lot of people do not know the word foist.
This is the first time in my life I have ever cheered for the Oilers. So, to my friends and the fans in Edmonton, I apologize for jinxing your team.
June 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is the first time in my life I have ever cheered for the Oilers. So, to my friends and the fans in Edmonton, I apologize for jinxing your team.
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this is like slowing down the zapruder film of racism so you can see exactly the point of impact
The Recording Academy has added a “traditional country” category following Beyoncé’s historic “Cowboy Carter” win
Grammys add ‘traditional country’ category following Beyoncé's win
The Recording Academy has made a distinct change to its Country Album category — a change that is raising eyebrows online among Beyoncé fans.
www.whatimreading.net
June 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
this is like slowing down the zapruder film of racism so you can see exactly the point of impact
People who hate California remind me of the people who hate SNL. You've never ever been or watched, and you don't know how great it is.
June 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
People who hate California remind me of the people who hate SNL. You've never ever been or watched, and you don't know how great it is.
You think your two-year-old is smart? Mine can tell she'll hate a food just by looking at it.
June 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You think your two-year-old is smart? Mine can tell she'll hate a food just by looking at it.
I'm preparing myself for the inevitability that the Edmonton Oilers are going to win the Stanley Cup. It is not a happy place.
May 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm preparing myself for the inevitability that the Edmonton Oilers are going to win the Stanley Cup. It is not a happy place.
Leafs look out of all types of sorts.
May 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Leafs look out of all types of sorts.
@mikeroyce.bsky.social The curse of the President's Trophy is real.
May 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@mikeroyce.bsky.social The curse of the President's Trophy is real.
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Trump ranting against Springsteen is nothing new. Nixon publicly stated that Mott the Hoople were overrated, Gerald Ford officially declared Seals & Crofts better than Brewer & Shipley, and Reagan openly said Engelbert Humperdinck's last album sucked.
May 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Trump ranting against Springsteen is nothing new. Nixon publicly stated that Mott the Hoople were overrated, Gerald Ford officially declared Seals & Crofts better than Brewer & Shipley, and Reagan openly said Engelbert Humperdinck's last album sucked.
If you ever call my 2-year-old daughter the n-word at the park, people will be starting a GoFundMe account for me to get me out of prison.
May 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you ever call my 2-year-old daughter the n-word at the park, people will be starting a GoFundMe account for me to get me out of prison.