Brent Kelley
@brentkelley.bsky.social
Dark fantasy and horror author, rockin' live from the Wisconsin Northwoods.
HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, THE CRYBABY BIGOTS, THE FAKE CHRISTIANS, THE DUE PROCESS HATING FASCISTS, THE BILLIONAIRE WORSHIPERS, THE BRAINWASHED CULT MEMBERS, THE RUSSIAN ASSETS & THE DEMENTIA-STRICKEN DIAPER WEARING GAMESHOW HOSTS WITH TINY HANDS!
April 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, THE CRYBABY BIGOTS, THE FAKE CHRISTIANS, THE DUE PROCESS HATING FASCISTS, THE BILLIONAIRE WORSHIPERS, THE BRAINWASHED CULT MEMBERS, THE RUSSIAN ASSETS & THE DEMENTIA-STRICKEN DIAPER WEARING GAMESHOW HOSTS WITH TINY HANDS!
Stanislav is a brilliant artist who suffers from cerebral palsy. The last thing he should have to worry about is keeping a roof over his head. I'd be grateful if you could share his gofundme link or better yet send him a few bucks.
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Massage from Stan
All my life I continue to struggle with cerebral … Olga Kravchyk needs your support for Help Stan find new home cover disability costs
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April 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Stanislav is a brilliant artist who suffers from cerebral palsy. The last thing he should have to worry about is keeping a roof over his head. I'd be grateful if you could share his gofundme link or better yet send him a few bucks.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-stan-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-stan-...
Musk saying people call him a Bond villain... he's an Austin Powers villain at best.
March 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Musk saying people call him a Bond villain... he's an Austin Powers villain at best.
Just saying, musk would own the libs so hard if he made a cyber truck into a submarine and drove it down to the wreckage of the Titanic.
March 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just saying, musk would own the libs so hard if he made a cyber truck into a submarine and drove it down to the wreckage of the Titanic.
A despot called Prophit King has risen to power following a staged ass____tion attempt, and The Nation has become a police state fixated on a sport called Cruce. A sportscaster named Molly has caught Prophit King's eye, and telling him no is not an option. Can she escape? Can The Nation be saved?
CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs.
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
March 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A despot called Prophit King has risen to power following a staged ass____tion attempt, and The Nation has become a police state fixated on a sport called Cruce. A sportscaster named Molly has caught Prophit King's eye, and telling him no is not an option. Can she escape? Can The Nation be saved?
Because some of you deserve it, here is a picture of S'moresey, smilin' handsome:
January 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Because some of you deserve it, here is a picture of S'moresey, smilin' handsome:
All I'm saying is trump is too big of a coward to put Barack Obama on the Supreme Court. Bok-bok, chicken-man! Ya don't have the GUTS!
December 16, 2024 at 5:46 PM
All I'm saying is trump is too big of a coward to put Barack Obama on the Supreme Court. Bok-bok, chicken-man! Ya don't have the GUTS!
YOU can listen to the latest episode of Destroy the Files... NOW! We talk about that time I got violated by a sasquatch on a camping trip, so maybe you don't HAVE to listen to it.
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DTF Episode 33: Holiday File-stravaganza by Destroy the Files
In the 33rd (undestroyed) episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent are straight up bringing the PAIN! The friends really get into the Holiday Spirit as they discuss Kate’s neighbor’s shack, Brent’...
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December 8, 2024 at 5:32 AM
YOU can listen to the latest episode of Destroy the Files... NOW! We talk about that time I got violated by a sasquatch on a camping trip, so maybe you don't HAVE to listen to it.
creators.spotify.com/pod/show/des...
creators.spotify.com/pod/show/des...
Pedro, with zero energy and a bad wig, said, "Vote for me, and all of your wildest dreams will come true." He left the stage, then Napoleon came out and did a little dance. An empty promise and a weird dance were all it took for Pedro to win class president, and I've been thinking about this a lot.
a man talking on a phone in front of a sign that says friday preston
ALT: a man talking on a phone in front of a sign that says friday preston
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December 2, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Pedro, with zero energy and a bad wig, said, "Vote for me, and all of your wildest dreams will come true." He left the stage, then Napoleon came out and did a little dance. An empty promise and a weird dance were all it took for Pedro to win class president, and I've been thinking about this a lot.
Skeletor for Ambassador to Eternia!
November 16, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Skeletor for Ambassador to Eternia!
Reposted by Brent Kelley
CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs.
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
December 14, 2023 at 4:26 PM
CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs.
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
Oh no. I've downloaded and opened yet another attachment from a suspicious email in my spam folder, and now my work computer's fan is so loud I had to go outside. Could the two things be related? We may never know. Guess I should probably head home while it sorts itself out.
March 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Oh no. I've downloaded and opened yet another attachment from a suspicious email in my spam folder, and now my work computer's fan is so loud I had to go outside. Could the two things be related? We may never know. Guess I should probably head home while it sorts itself out.
You know how you like audiobooks? Well, here's my short story The Voyage of the OM-16 in convenient audio format. Pour a glass of wine, sit back, and listen as my friend @JordanEtheredge narrates this wacky deep space adventure! youtu.be/SuAG3IvEihY
January 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
You know how you like audiobooks? Well, here's my short story The Voyage of the OM-16 in convenient audio format. Pour a glass of wine, sit back, and listen as my friend @JordanEtheredge narrates this wacky deep space adventure! youtu.be/SuAG3IvEihY
Publisher Friends, I could use a help:
The rights to my books reverted to me & I pub'd them under a new imprint. The editions won't link up, so the reviews aren't carrying over to the 2nd eds. Amazon customer service is no help. Anybody else dealt with this?
www.amazon.com/stores/Brent...
The rights to my books reverted to me & I pub'd them under a new imprint. The editions won't link up, so the reviews aren't carrying over to the 2nd eds. Amazon customer service is no help. Anybody else dealt with this?
www.amazon.com/stores/Brent...
January 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Publisher Friends, I could use a help:
The rights to my books reverted to me & I pub'd them under a new imprint. The editions won't link up, so the reviews aren't carrying over to the 2nd eds. Amazon customer service is no help. Anybody else dealt with this?
www.amazon.com/stores/Brent...
The rights to my books reverted to me & I pub'd them under a new imprint. The editions won't link up, so the reviews aren't carrying over to the 2nd eds. Amazon customer service is no help. Anybody else dealt with this?
www.amazon.com/stores/Brent...
I can't wait to be creative again! It's going to be straight up freakin' bonkers when that happens! We're talking stories, art, videos, comics, weird sculptures... all kinds of stuff! Definitely looking forward to that.
December 15, 2023 at 6:34 PM
I can't wait to be creative again! It's going to be straight up freakin' bonkers when that happens! We're talking stories, art, videos, comics, weird sculptures... all kinds of stuff! Definitely looking forward to that.
CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs.
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
December 14, 2023 at 4:26 PM
CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs.
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!
Wondering what a 2nd turmp administration would look like? Don't burn the country down, just read Cruce Roosters! www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
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December 13, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Wondering what a 2nd turmp administration would look like? Don't burn the country down, just read Cruce Roosters! www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
First time seeing a snapping turtle in mid-November here in Northern Wisconsin. I have named him "Snappy" because right after I took this photo, he put on a really snappy outfit.
November 17, 2023 at 2:51 PM
First time seeing a snapping turtle in mid-November here in Northern Wisconsin. I have named him "Snappy" because right after I took this photo, he put on a really snappy outfit.
🚨LEGENDS WANTED🚨
Are you looking for a new and exciting opportunity, and willing to relocate to a "lair"? Then you should apply at Brent Michael Kelley International – North America Division! If you're ready for the future, fill out this handy application form:
brentmichaelkelley.com/careers/
Are you looking for a new and exciting opportunity, and willing to relocate to a "lair"? Then you should apply at Brent Michael Kelley International – North America Division! If you're ready for the future, fill out this handy application form:
brentmichaelkelley.com/careers/
October 27, 2023 at 3:27 PM
🚨LEGENDS WANTED🚨
Are you looking for a new and exciting opportunity, and willing to relocate to a "lair"? Then you should apply at Brent Michael Kelley International – North America Division! If you're ready for the future, fill out this handy application form:
brentmichaelkelley.com/careers/
Are you looking for a new and exciting opportunity, and willing to relocate to a "lair"? Then you should apply at Brent Michael Kelley International – North America Division! If you're ready for the future, fill out this handy application form:
brentmichaelkelley.com/careers/
Is today the day you walk with legends and buy your copy of DOOMSDAY FURNACE?
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The author assures me it is not cursed in any way.*
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The author assures me it is not cursed in any way.*
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October 27, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Is today the day you walk with legends and buy your copy of DOOMSDAY FURNACE?
www.amazon.com/Doomsday-Fur...
The author assures me it is not cursed in any way.*
www.amazon.com/Doomsday-Fur...
The author assures me it is not cursed in any way.*
Struggling at times to find time for creative things, but I found a minute to fly the drone yesterday. Here's hoping I can find some more minutes to finish this book.
October 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Struggling at times to find time for creative things, but I found a minute to fly the drone yesterday. Here's hoping I can find some more minutes to finish this book.
I had an idea for a video game called Chuggie's Wargoat Racing, and I realized that few things would make me happier than seeing it get made. I commissioned some concept art, and I am more excited than ever. Chances it actually gets made? I'd say slim. I press on. Can't wait to show you this arts!
October 10, 2023 at 9:54 PM
I had an idea for a video game called Chuggie's Wargoat Racing, and I realized that few things would make me happier than seeing it get made. I commissioned some concept art, and I am more excited than ever. Chances it actually gets made? I'd say slim. I press on. Can't wait to show you this arts!
This buddy is about to get a new home, but I have some left. Let me know if you just gotta have one of your very own, and I'll head down to the summoning pit!
October 10, 2023 at 7:57 PM
This buddy is about to get a new home, but I have some left. Let me know if you just gotta have one of your very own, and I'll head down to the summoning pit!
I recently co-hosted a writers retreat called Horror Conclave along with my pal Kate Jonez up in Big Bear, CA. Finally getting around to posting about it, and here's proof:
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Horror Conclave: The Lodge – Brent Michael Kelley
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September 29, 2023 at 2:20 PM
I recently co-hosted a writers retreat called Horror Conclave along with my pal Kate Jonez up in Big Bear, CA. Finally getting around to posting about it, and here's proof:
brentmichaelkelley.com/2023/09/29/h...
brentmichaelkelley.com/2023/09/29/h...
Of all the books you could possibly be reading today, why not read one about a Tom Waits-esque demigod who's as drunk as the day is long and who fights weird monsters?
www.amazon.com/Mischief-May...
20 Brent Kelley Fun Bucks for whoever gets @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com to read this book!
www.amazon.com/Mischief-May...
20 Brent Kelley Fun Bucks for whoever gets @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com to read this book!
September 28, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Of all the books you could possibly be reading today, why not read one about a Tom Waits-esque demigod who's as drunk as the day is long and who fights weird monsters?
www.amazon.com/Mischief-May...
20 Brent Kelley Fun Bucks for whoever gets @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com to read this book!
www.amazon.com/Mischief-May...
20 Brent Kelley Fun Bucks for whoever gets @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com to read this book!