Brendan Reichs
brendanreichs.bsky.social
Brendan Reichs
@brendanreichs.bsky.social
I write books and some have done well, others were just okay. Nemesis. Virals. The Darkdeep. Clark & Lex. Repped by Jodi Reamer at Writers House. Sandwich Enthusiast.
North Carolina and Charlotte just taught the goons a lesson in FAFO. This was not the place to come kick hornets.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Omg. I’d move to Antarctica.
OMG - the judge in Florida just sua sponte struck the complaint in the Trump v NYT case for -wait for it - violating Rule 8.

Lawyers, tell the folks at home how hard it is to get the complaint struck outright for something like that in fed eral court.

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September 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This new Covid gets one star from me would not recommend
September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So are we ready to care about serious gun control laws now or no?
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Eurovision 2025 has solidified my total lack of understanding of European musical taste once again. God I love it. Thank you to to @maureenjohnsonbooks.com for unknowingly getting me hooked on this like 15 years ago
May 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’ll be honest sometimes Lester Holt tells me “that’s all for now” just like a little too quickly
February 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We are heaping a lot of praise on people that are quitting their positions rather than follow Trump’s orders. And it’s what I would do, too. But make no mistake, they will land seven figure jobs immediately, while their positions will be filled by Trump flunkies. The system isn’t winning this way.
February 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Not sure I can handle the media breathlessly analyzing and dissecting every stupid thing the president says each day that will never happen.

Headline: HOW WOULD MARKETS OPERATE UNDER PROPOSED TRUMP PLAN TO RAISE THE STATE OF FLORIDA 100 MILES ABOVE SEA LEVEL?
February 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m not sure why people don’t understand the playbook for neutralizing Musk. Write headlines, every day, that he is the true power in the government and that Trump is his puppet. Trump’s ego will freak out and he’ll turn on Musk. It’s really that simple. Play a fool to get rid of a cancer.
February 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Okay I watched the Grammys and now I CANNOT get Pink Pony Club out of my head. No one told me it was a bop.
February 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Wow looks like SNL really liked my book omg what an honor! #Nemesis
January 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I love #Dateline interviews.

Host: So this was like catching hot music in a velvet trap for ferrets…

Interviewee: *nods sadly* Like hot music in a velvet trap for ferrets.
January 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have no idea what should happen in part 4 of this 5 part book I’m writing. I’ve got the ending, just not this part. In a related note, my pantry and closets and cabinets and drawers are immaculate.
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Been watching a lot of Dateline lately and I’m astounded by the number of cores that have been shook across this great nation. Just whole towns. Nothing like that ever happens there. They didn’t even lock their doors.
January 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@billbarnwell.com That Packers Super Bowl run is looking unlikely
January 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So I guess I do this now. Follow me?
January 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM