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Brendan Patrick 🔺🍉
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Quiet Piggy.
Pinned
Pimp my voice. ☕️🚬
Always remember: ⛔️
#GhislaneMaxwell
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
🍑🍼😎
#PeteHegseth
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
❤️‍🔥
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fancy a ride?
#Pillion
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I beg your pardon Ma’am,
But I assume you’re aware you sound like an absolute fucking Nazi?
🧐😳☠️
#SarahHurwitz
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Initial thoughts:
Yorgos Lanthimos. Andy Warhol. Takeshi Miike. Dave LaChapelle Barbarella and….. Banksy. 🎈

You’ll spot them all here and it’s a lot to unpack. More later.
🧐👽🪐🌎
#Bugonia
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Winter smell goods for “theatrical” men.
😏✨🥂❄️
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Republicans:
Because this Christmas,
Who gives a fuck about Grandma anyway?? 🤷🏻‍♂️🥂🎄
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Meth….. meet filler.
🤷🏻‍♂️🥂
#PeterThiel
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why Donald you look just radiant!
What’s new??
What’s changed??!!
🤣🤣✨✨
💘
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Donald Trump??
Oh yes,
I hear he enjoys beautiful men as much as I do,
And many of them are on the socialist side!
😏🤣😎🥂✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Snake charming is an ancient yet delicate tradition.
🐍😏
#ZohranMamdani
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Truly,
His talents know no limits!!
🤩🤩🤩✨✨✨🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝🐎🐎🐎
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
🇺🇸💪🏼✨
#OhThatBubba!
😉
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh no! Oh dear! Oh me, oh my!
Now that the Groypers have won,
Looks like you’re gunna need the fuckin’ queers now,
Aren’t ya??
😘
🐸
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They let an Irish ginge into a whites only town?!!
Here I was, thinkin’ we were only allowed in gay porn, but now, here we are on the telly!!!
It truly is 2025!! ☘️☘️☘️✨✨✨
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
#Donieosullivan
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Such a pleasure to see the lovely Ms. Sydney Sweeney enjoying her brand new pair of blue jeans,
Invented of course by African American slaves.
😀👖
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
⛔️
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just out of curiosity,
In order to coerce a fifteen year old child into having sex,
How many years do you think it would take to groom them to that point?
I’m talking ballpark here,
Two, three….five?
A real fun one to think about eh?
#JeffreyEpstein
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fifteen isn’t legal sweetheart……
🤦🏻‍♂️
#MegynKelly
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Oh my!
So it would seem that someone must now be landed with the unfortunate task of explaining to @megynkelly that her fourteen year old daughter is in fact, too young to have sex with.
And no, you can’t make this shit up…
🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🥴
#megynkelly
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thankfully for the right,
No one want to have sex with
Hasan Piker.
😏💦
#Hasanabi
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
To be clear my love,
No, you do not speak five languages.
You speak remedial English and four Slovenian dialects….
That’s one and a half.
🤦🏻‍♂️
#MelaniaTrump
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I have assessed the situation and have come to the conclusion that #JenniferLawrence should never wear clothes.
Also, I am gay and I wear glasses so you are not allowed to shout at me.
😏🥵🤓
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM