(With all the love and respect in my heart) tell that to my gf because I’m pretty sure she could go the rest of her life without eating and switch to photosynthesizing if I wasn’t the dinner cooker

I too enjoy making shit up

There’s no way we can catch up with the boomers man my dad told me how he and his friends used to play with the mercury from thermometers 🙃

Hello I am reply guy. I perform a critical role in the ecosystem by eating decaying leaves and organic matter. You can find me under rocks whete I may curl into a tiny ball, as a defense mechanism

I came here to forge a new identity like a kid in a new school. No one knows about the time I shit my pants in the old one.

Your thread just saved me thank you for your exodus 🙏