breemateljan
@breemateljan.bsky.social
Illustrating designer drawing your pets. 70s rock. SP. bluejunedestroyer. They/she. Fancier of spooky things. Gamer. Mama. Han shot first.
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Mavs aren't leaving Dallas. Cause if they did, I would get an expansion franchise here 😀. No chance the NBA allows that.
February 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Mavs aren't leaving Dallas. Cause if they did, I would get an expansion franchise here 😀. No chance the NBA allows that.
Feels timely to be playing FFVII all over again for the zillionth time and realising that yes, Barret is right: the planet is dying.
January 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Feels timely to be playing FFVII all over again for the zillionth time and realising that yes, Barret is right: the planet is dying.
Me, after reading Twitter for a few minutes:
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Me, after reading Twitter for a few minutes:
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They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
July 8, 2023 at 3:03 PM
They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
Still checks out.
Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
November 12, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Still checks out.
I guess this is where I now come to cry.
And tell all my gripes about my extended family.
And tell all my gripes about my extended family.
July 30, 2023 at 1:50 PM
I guess this is where I now come to cry.
And tell all my gripes about my extended family.
And tell all my gripes about my extended family.
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"Make my words"
July 25, 2023 at 11:33 PM
"Make my words"
Oh shit, it’s me.
July 26, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Oh shit, it’s me.
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banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
July 9, 2023 at 9:39 PM
banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"
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Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
July 8, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
Grink sighting in the wild.
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 4, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Grink sighting in the wild.
I’m still over at the Bad Place™️ out of spite.
July 4, 2023 at 8:48 AM
I’m still over at the Bad Place™️ out of spite.
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I was thinking about this old piece I wrote for Gawker today, and have decided that King Charles, unlike his mother, could identify Mario. https://www.gawker.com/celebrity/which-famous-old-people-could-identify-mario
A List of Old People Who I Believe Do and Do Not Know Who Mario Is
Like, if you showed them a picture
www.gawker.com
July 2, 2023 at 10:57 AM
I was thinking about this old piece I wrote for Gawker today, and have decided that King Charles, unlike his mother, could identify Mario. https://www.gawker.com/celebrity/which-famous-old-people-could-identify-mario
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Fuck fuck they're trying to make it look fake!
July 2, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Fuck fuck they're trying to make it look fake!
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twitter is the submarine of social media
July 1, 2023 at 8:08 PM
twitter is the submarine of social media
Trying hard to find folks I want to follow on here so bear with me 🐻❄️
July 2, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Trying hard to find folks I want to follow on here so bear with me 🐻❄️
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Let's all do our part to ensure musked up permanently enters our lexicon
It’s not us; someone seems to have royally musked up at the other place
July 1, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Let's all do our part to ensure musked up permanently enters our lexicon