statistically speaking, one of you is already my boyfriend.
February 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
statistically speaking, one of you is already my boyfriend.
god is a gay man because sucking a dick is actually the perfect stop gap when you stayed out too late the night before an early flight home for the holidays.
December 21, 2024 at 10:14 AM
god is a gay man because sucking a dick is actually the perfect stop gap when you stayed out too late the night before an early flight home for the holidays.
be honest, am i worthy of love?
December 20, 2024 at 6:55 AM
be honest, am i worthy of love?
omg. it’s about me.
so crazy
so crazy
Sofia Coppola tells Vogue she has begun writing her next film.
December 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
omg. it’s about me.
so crazy
so crazy
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i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this
December 15, 2024 at 4:14 AM
i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this
as a bit, maybe i’ll get hot again in 2025
December 13, 2024 at 10:06 PM
as a bit, maybe i’ll get hot again in 2025
she was feeling PUSSY in march
December 4, 2024 at 6:57 PM
she was feeling PUSSY in march
chronological feed just shows that some of y’all talk too much
November 30, 2024 at 5:57 PM
chronological feed just shows that some of y’all talk too much
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i WANNA FUCK
November 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
i WANNA FUCK
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Some of these “cakes” are giving moonpies
November 26, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Some of these “cakes” are giving moonpies
can someone explain to me how to fuck my phone?
pleeeeeeeease
pleeeeeeeease
November 26, 2024 at 11:13 PM
can someone explain to me how to fuck my phone?
pleeeeeeeease
pleeeeeeeease
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i love that the best thing they’ll have done for the marketing of that movie will be something they did by accident (index finger grab) and not something they spent actual millions of dollars on
November 23, 2024 at 9:12 AM
i love that the best thing they’ll have done for the marketing of that movie will be something they did by accident (index finger grab) and not something they spent actual millions of dollars on
can someone ask pedro pascal if he’d be interested in loving me?
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 AM
can someone ask pedro pascal if he’d be interested in loving me?
it’s like statistically impossible that one of you isn’t my next boyfriend
November 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
it’s like statistically impossible that one of you isn’t my next boyfriend
we’re still in that stage where any of us could end up bluesky famous
and you can tell the girls know it
and you can tell the girls know it
November 19, 2024 at 9:27 PM
we’re still in that stage where any of us could end up bluesky famous
and you can tell the girls know it
and you can tell the girls know it
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presently hooked on saying “that happened to a buddy of mine,” even or especially when that’s not true
November 19, 2024 at 7:39 PM
presently hooked on saying “that happened to a buddy of mine,” even or especially when that’s not true
shailene woodley came into a bar canvassing for bernie. okay. cool, let’s have beers with shailene woodley. but no, she kept acting like she wasn’t famous. like none of us knew she was shailene woodley. like she wasn’t shailene woodley. very awkward.
oh and i swear she was wearing a bad wig.
oh and i swear she was wearing a bad wig.
Twitter is doing “best celebrity interactions” discourse so we should do WORST ones
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
November 19, 2024 at 8:10 AM
shailene woodley came into a bar canvassing for bernie. okay. cool, let’s have beers with shailene woodley. but no, she kept acting like she wasn’t famous. like none of us knew she was shailene woodley. like she wasn’t shailene woodley. very awkward.
oh and i swear she was wearing a bad wig.
oh and i swear she was wearing a bad wig.
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i love to “sisterrrr” someone into the diva zone
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
i love to “sisterrrr” someone into the diva zone
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I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
X Out
A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die
holapapi.substack.com
November 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
can anyone here help me get cast as like a lazy gay friend on some abc sitcom?
the gay doctor is leaving grey’s so they have a quota to fill.
the gay doctor is leaving grey’s so they have a quota to fill.
November 15, 2024 at 6:23 PM
can anyone here help me get cast as like a lazy gay friend on some abc sitcom?
the gay doctor is leaving grey’s so they have a quota to fill.
the gay doctor is leaving grey’s so they have a quota to fill.