going to Sydney for the ACRAs but my plans to play Mario kart with the boys on the flight have been RUINED (wife confiscated my switch because I did a botched tarot reading that suggested I will die by sword)

forever chasing the high of the first time I used a bent staple to scrape out the inside of my phone’s charger port and an ungodly amount of fluff came out

surprisingly few hits on Google for ‘Bible ending explained’. Someone could do something funny there

These two guys on the train won’t shut up about how new management “did wrong by Nigel”

Went too close to the ducklings and their goth chicken uncles screeched at me

the neighbour came over to complain about my job again ( I make ASMR videos where I roll coke cans off my roof onto a bed of nails). I asked him how I’m supposed to pay rent if I stop. He said i’m “giving his staffie depression”