If you get hit with the confetti it causes a voidout.

you only have to be 35 to be president of the whole country.

Sims 1 music gets me locked in every time.

is it brand-safe tho?

You guys could’ve picked Vampire Survivors to at least have one newer non-Mario game, but you were too cowardly to do it.

6 stories too high

Yeah turns out it’s a good video game.