I'll be speaking at #splunkconf25 in Boston later this year, and not just once, but *three* times!

Get MORE data in. (PLA1078)
You wouldn't Splunk a car? (PLA1080)
Everything you didn't know about Metrics (DEV1136)

I wrote a Discord bot that responds to direct messages if I'm driving and gives them my speed and ETA. What could go wrong? /s

This was long overdue. Now I just need to update bre77.au to point to my Blusky.

Had a phantom Automatic Emergency Braking event in my Tesla Model 3 today. That's where the vehicle automatically applies full brakes until you come to a complete stop.

Would have been a minor discomfort if it wasn't for my wife holding a tray of 4 coffees, which went all over her and the seats.

I did a thing!
Well to be fair my wife did most of the work.

Chatting with @joostlek.bsky.social last night led me to commiting 1592 new lines to the Teslemetry Stream library.

GitHub CoPilot has become such a critical part of my workflow now, and makes these incredibly repetitive tasks bearable.

I'm actually looking forward to getting an agentic AI.

Mine still hasn't been packaged! I've lost all hope of getting it before the weekend now.